Hey pecker: Yo mama...

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama is so stupid she thought Fellatio was a Shakespearean character.

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama was so stupid she thought that Minneapolis was a Greek restaurant.

 

[Pappy]

Yo momma's so stupid she thought asphalt was a rectal problem.

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama's so skinny and stupid, her idea of breast augmentation was to swallow two menthos.

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

Yo' mama so fat she put on a black and white dress and they tried to milk her.

 

[Pappy]

Yo Momma's so skinny her new bathing suit is 2 bandaids and a cork.

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

Yo' mama so fat she went out in a purple joggin' suit and they thought she was barney.

 

[Altairion]

Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama is so poor and stupid, she thought that she was going to get in a 50 Cent concert with a quarter, two dimes and a nickel. (Hehehehehe.)

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama is so stupid, she picked up a SNICKERS bar and started laughing.

 

[Webster]

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[Webster]

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[Bryan_Lyte2]

Yo' mama so stupid she looks for &'s in a M&M's bag

 

[LongPhatDong]

Yo mama so skinny, when she takes a shower, she has to run around to get wet.

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama's so fat, she has jeans with "WIDE OVERLOAD" stitched in the back. When she backs up, you hear "beep, beep, beep, beep, beep!"

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama's so skinny and stupid, she ate a spaghetti noodle and later on thought she had a tapeworm. (Hehehehe. Ooooooh!)

 

[LongPhatDong]

Yo mama so dumb, she choked herself with a cordless phone.

 

[GoneA]

Yo mama so stupid, I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

 

[Pecker]

Yo mama so nice, she'd give me the hair off her back.

 

[Mattness]

Your Momma's so fat, when she walks by the television, we miss TWO episodes of "Friends".

Your Momma's so fat, when I asked her what she wanted on her hamburger, she said, "a hotdog!".