Hey pecker: Yo mama...

[Pecker]

Yo mama so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip.

 

[Mr. Russ]

Yo momma is so fat...she struggles wth diabetes.

That was not funny

 

[Pecker]

Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture.

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama is so fat that when she goes to court--the scales of justice always falls in her favor.

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama is so hairy...Bigfoot and Sasquatch invited her into their cave for a menage-a-trois.

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama is so hairy that she went to her senior prom with Chewbacca.

 

[Pecker]

Yo mama so short, I'm nuts over her.

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama is so hairy...Cousin It pushed her out of the way and said, "Get outta my way you Goddam Hairy Bitch!"

 

[LongPhatDong]

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down.

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama is so horny and tall, she uses The Chrysler Building as a dildo.

 

[Pecker]

Yo mama so skinny, she can limbo under the door.

 

[LongPhatDong]

Yo mama's breath so bad, people look forward to her farts.

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama is so stupid she thought 9-11 was a couple doors down from the 7-Eleven.

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama is so ugly Della Reese said she was Touched By An Anvil.

 

[Pecker]

The other day when I went over to your house to visit your sister, yo mama ran out from under the porch and bit my leg.

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama is so fat, yo' daddy pulled out his 12" x 8" dick and she said, "Sure, dear-- I would very much like a Tic Tac."

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama's breath is so bad, yo' daddy pointed at her mouth and said, "This would be a good place for a STICK UP!" *

*(in reference to the STICK UP brand air freshener commercials back-in-the-day.)

 

[Pecker]

Yo mama so cold, when she spreads her legs, a little light comes on.

 

[GoneA]

Yo mama so fat, she has to wear a sign: caution wide turns.

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama is so stupid she thinks that a Wonderbra is the thing Lynda Carter wore in the Wonder Woman TV series.