Hey pecker: Yo mama...

[Pecker]

Yo mama so stoopid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yo' mama's so stoopid when she was diaperin' she mis read the box read 3-5 lbs thinkin' that's how much poopy it could hold.

 

[Pecker]

Yo mama so greasy, her freckles slipped off.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yo' mama's so fat a circus tent is a petite to her.

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama is sooo Hispanic, I sprayed her with pepper spray and all she said was " Que(What?)"

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama is so Cajun, I sprayed her with pepper spray and all she said was "Bonjour, Monsieur!"

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama is so ghetto, I sprayed her with pepper spray and she said, "Nigga you wan' sum hot sauce on yo' Ramen?" (goes to the cabinet, gets it and tosses on the table) "Nigga there's the hot sauce."

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

Yo' mama's so fat when she shaves, she breaks out with the lawnmower.

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' daddy is sooo gay, I sprayed him with pepper spray and he said "Jesus tits! Oh, Mary! Jesus tits! Oh, dear. This feels like the time-- You were the daddy and I was the slave. You had shaved your chest hair and the stubble was growing in. You made me rub my face eyes open on your chest hair stubble. Jesus tits, that hurt!!! Oh, mary!!!!"

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama is so Dr. Laura Schlessinger, she went to an adult bookstore and went into one of the video booths and actually tried to vote for Bush and all she got was Clinton. (Hehehehe).

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama is so stupid yet obsessive compulsive that when asked to spell 'DVD', she keeps forgetting how to spell DVD, looks it up in the dictionary, learns to spell it, closes the dictionary, puts it on her bookshelf, and she asks me to repeat the question again. I say, How do you spell 'DVD' ? She says "Oh, I dunno. I guess I should look that up in a dictionary...or something?" goes back to that same routine again.

 

[invisibleman]

Yo' mama is so stupid, she gives yo' mama jokes to herself...and laughs at them.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Don't strain yourself.

 

[Pecker]

Yo mama's breath is so stank, you can smell it over the phone.

 

[GoneA]

Yo mama so nasty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.

 

[inkubus963]

Yo' mama is so ghetto that when her gynecologist asked what her flow was like, she replied "linoleum".

 

[Webster]

.

 

[Pecker]

Yes! Inkie gets yo' mama!

 

[inkubus963]

Yes! Inkie gets yo' mama!

<---- Bows... (shoves awards to hidden location with other questionable trophies...):biggrin1:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yo' Mama's ugly that when medusa looked her, medusa turned to stone....willingly!