Hey there lucky guys

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Mr. Russ, Mar 14, 2006.

  1. Mr. Russ

    Mr. Russ New Member

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    My name is Russ and my penis is just less than six inches. I came across this site while looking at porn. I am straight, but still jealous of any man containing a massive penis in their pants.

    While I can admire how well endowed the members of the site are, I was really impressed by the beautiful women like Madame Zora and Claire Talon. I hope I am not bashed for having a small penis; I was unfortunately not given that gift.
     
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    Welcome and enjoy the group!

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    There will be no bashing done around here.
     
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    Oh, the sweet irony of this phrase when located immediately to the right of your avatar :rolleyes:
     
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    Maybe I should have caveated my statement with "unless you are a fax machine..."
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    Welcome to LPSG, Mr. Russ.
     
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    Neither are some of the moderators and other members of this board. Some like Zora don't have one at all. :wink: Russ, Some guys with big cocks wish they weren't so big. It is all about the penis and sex and humorous fun,

    Have a great time here. I am in the same league with you in the size department. And everyone here has been very very suportive and the guys with the really big cocks have been the most supportive of the guys with average or less than average. It is amazing. I really love this place. I hope you will learn to love it as well.

    Welcome!
     
  7. Mr. Russ

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    Well, there are some times I wish I had a huge dick. It would definitly help with attracting women and then with the sex. I have been told size matters many times.
     
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    Size only matters in size contests.

    Welcome to the group, Russ. Enjoy your stay.
     
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    Howdy, Mr. Russ.
     
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