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[D_MisterBates]

hey i just wanted to intro myself

im 22, straight, and i live in arkansas
i run a garage and i have an automotive website (link in sig)

actually ive been running Invision Power Board for a long time now and if anyone on here needs some help i would be glad to lend a hand.

so.. whats up? are there any females on here?

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

Hi Baron, the "LPSG women's auxillary" are here...somewhere, possibly in the Women's issue section mostly. They're great people and they're "ladies", not just "female!"

 

[D_MisterBates]

sweet, thats good to know. "ladies" are always better than "females" but you know what i mean.

so tell me.. what is unusual about a woodlouse having sex?

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

I doubt there is anything unusual apart from you don't actually see them reproduce on TV or anything like that, they're not a popular animal to study.

I take them as "my little mascot" because I find the little pillbugs amusing, despite my dislike of most insects, or spiders for that matter.

The sig refers to the common teenage rant of not having any sex, to be completely blunt.