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Mornin', Bill.

Gettin' ready to take over as the first First Fella? Maybe Pres. Roddam will let you head up a National Healthcare thing -- oh wait, that's been done.
 

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Originally posted by Bill Clinton@Jul 6 2005, 02:35 PM
the thought of becoming the "First Bitch" creeps into my mind. :eek:
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Humm. Call me. I've never "bitched" an ex-president, but the idea is oddly appealing. I just frightened myself.
 

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Originally posted by Bill Clinton+Jul 6 2005, 03:35 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Bill Clinton &#064; Jul 6 2005, 03:35 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonadkins@Jul 6 2005, 04:46 AM
Welcome Bill. Does Hillary know you&#39;re on this board?
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No she doesn&#39;t. Shh, don&#39;t tell alright? ;)


Mornin&#39;, Bill.

Gettin&#39; ready to take over as the first First Fella? Maybe Pres. Roddam will let you head up a National Healthcare thing -- oh wait, that&#39;s been done.

Please, please... Don&#39;t remind me of these future horrors. Whenever I&#39;m not photographig young high school girls from my black unmarked vehicle or binge drinking, the thought of becoming the "First Bitch" creeps into my mind. :eek:
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Hey man, Since I have the oppertunity I would like to ask you a question. Since when is a blowjob not sexual relations? Is it because you only got one at a time? I asked becasue some of the best sex I&#39;ve ever had have been centered around a good BJ.

Got a word of advice for you too. They make a really wonderful thing (forget the name of it but they are advertising them all the time) that comes in a package and are be used to clean stains off of clothing when you cant&#39; get to a washing machine or drycleaner. Before Hillery takes office you might want to invest in a case or 2. The nice thing about them is they don&#39;t take up any more room than a condom and more than likely can be carried in the same pocket.

jimmy
 

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Originally posted by madame_zora@Jul 6 2005, 02:40 AM
Welcome, Bill. Define "is".
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Hey, now Cheney&#39;s defining "throes". Of course, the bigger question about "last throes" is the "last" part.
 

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Some day Mark may receive more than his 15 minutes of fame when they seize a famous politician&#39;s personal computer only to find that he has been a frequent visitor/poster at LPSG.

Don&#39;t laugh. It could happen..... B)
 

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Originally posted by Bill Clinton@Jul 6 2005, 07:27 PM
Ahh yes... Shout&#33; wipes. I bought a few shares of Shout stock because their products help old, sexually active presidents like me. ;)
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Go Bill&#33; WOOHOO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

But don&#39;t for a second think I didn&#39;t notice that you dodged my question. Shall we see what Bill O&#39;Reilly has to say on the subject or would you like a second oppertunity to answer?

jimmy