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Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Dr Rock, Jul 6, 2005.

  1. Dr Rock

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    who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree? Sex
    large cigar support group...?
     
  2. madame_zora

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    Welcome, Bill. Define "is".
     
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    Welcome Bill. Does Hillary know you're on this board?
     
  4. Pecker

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    Mornin', Bill.

    Gettin' ready to take over as the first First Fella? Maybe Pres. Roddam will let you head up a National Healthcare thing -- oh wait, that's been done.
     
  5. jimmyjoejeater

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    Hey Slick Willy! How's tricks?

    Jimmy
     
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    Humm. Call me. I've never "bitched" an ex-president, but the idea is oddly appealing. I just frightened myself.
     
  7. jimmyjoejeater

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    No she doesn't. Shh, don't tell alright? ;)


    Please, please... Don't remind me of these future horrors. Whenever I'm not photographig young high school girls from my black unmarked vehicle or binge drinking, the thought of becoming the "First Bitch" creeps into my mind. :eek:
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    Hey man, Since I have the oppertunity I would like to ask you a question. Since when is a blowjob not sexual relations? Is it because you only got one at a time? I asked becasue some of the best sex I've ever had have been centered around a good BJ.

    Got a word of advice for you too. They make a really wonderful thing (forget the name of it but they are advertising them all the time) that comes in a package and are be used to clean stains off of clothing when you cant' get to a washing machine or drycleaner. Before Hillery takes office you might want to invest in a case or 2. The nice thing about them is they don't take up any more room than a condom and more than likely can be carried in the same pocket.

    jimmy
     
  8. jonb

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    Hey, now Cheney's defining "throes". Of course, the bigger question about "last throes" is the "last" part.
     
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    !!!
    That would be the funniest thing if that were REALLY former Pres Bill Clinton.
     
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    :eek: :blink: :wow:
     
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    We actually had a discussion last year about inviting him to come here, it would be a gas!
     
  12. Pecker

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    Some day Mark may receive more than his 15 minutes of fame when they seize a famous politician's personal computer only to find that he has been a frequent visitor/poster at LPSG.

    Don't laugh. It could happen..... B)
     
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    Who's laughing?? You're right!

    BTW, Welcome, Slick!

    B-man
     
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    *puts on her "I'd blow Bill Clinton" t-shirt*
     
  15. jimmyjoejeater

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    Go Bill! WOOHOO!!!!!!!

    But don't for a second think I didn't notice that you dodged my question. Shall we see what Bill O'Reilly has to say on the subject or would you like a second oppertunity to answer?

    jimmy
     
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