Heya Everyone

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by wife.ofa.big.penis, Jul 20, 2007.

  1. wife.ofa.big.penis

    wife.ofa.big.penis New Member

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    I've just pissed myself off something chronic. I typed a whole introduction, pressed 'Submit New Thread' and then my bloody Internet died. Grr. My own fault. Didn't copy and paste my post. I've learnt my lesson!

    Anyway, this is sorta what I originally wrote;

    Hey Everyone.

    I'm absolutely rubbish at writing introductions. Never know what to say about myself. I suppose I should start by explaining my reason for joining this forum...

    I was watching a programme on tv about one of the members and figured it'd be a good place to find out more about anal sex with a man with a rather large schlong - up until last week, I was an anal-virgin so to speak. Anyway yeah, I joined to read about other people's experiences and hopefully pick up a few tips on how to make it as painless as possible.

    (My first anal experience went incredibly well and didn't really even hurt!)

    My husband has an above average penis. He's blessed with amazing girth - which is what caused my concern about anal sex. As this place appears to be for both males and females, I figure I'm in the right place :smile:

    I've posted a few pictures of myself up into the gallery. Felt a bit stupid doing so because well... I don't have a penis but hopefully I'll be able to persuade my husband to let me take a few pictures of him and post them in the near future. Watch this space!

    Anyhow, that's about all I have to say for now.

    Thanks for reading and I hope everyone is having a lovely day :smile:

    K
     
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    Welcome to LPSG.
     
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    Welcome! Good to have you here!
     
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    Welcome to the site. I am very happy you decided to post pics, because damn, you are gorgeous. Your husband is damn lucky.
     
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    I don't have a penis either but why worry about it, we can have one any time we want one :) Hope you'll enjoy the site there's lots of people on here willing to share information and their nakedness.
     
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    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Hey, Kaz, welcome.
     
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    welcum aboard wifey k! sounds like you've found the right place and looks like you're just abso-freaking-lutely stunning so THANK YOU for the gallery pictures, we'll forgive you for not having a penis ;-)

    take care, have fun and grand to know you're a model, you should be!
     
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    Welcome wifey.. Have fun!
     
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    Hi Kaz,it's good to have you here.Enjoy! :wink:
     
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    Ahhh... wife of a big penis... does that mean that your husband is a huge dick? lol!!!
     
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    Welcome to LPSG :wink:
     
  13. wife.ofa.big.penis

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    Haha yes I realised my name could be interpreted that way AFTER I'd signed up as this. In answer to your question - sometimes!!


    And thankyou to everyone that's welcomed me and to those who have posted such lovely comments in my photo gallery :smile:
     
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    Welcome.and.enjoy.the.group!
     
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    Wankum!
     
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    Welcome!! Very nice to have you here..!!! ;-)
     
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