HGTV Porn

I don't know if anybody else has brought this up but who would love to see the Kitchen Cousins do a porn scene with the Design Brothers? Fuck, I wouldn't mind seeing the KC going at each other, for that matter! Just a fantasy of mine.

I don't think they're on HGTV but there are some I'd LOVE to see nude. Going at it with another man would be even better.
Kevin O'Connor
Bobby Flay
(I think gingers are hot.)
Roger Cook (on TOH with Kevin)
(That big bear of a man!)
Bobby Deen
(Paula's younger son. Supposedly has a girl friend but my gaydar has always gone off on him.)
Alton Brown
(host of "Good Eats" - sexy in a nerdish sort of way)
 
Although they're bigger, I think the Property Brothers would totally bottom for the kitchen cousins, with long legs flailing every which way. Ratings would explode (as would I) if HGTV would have them do the occasional show with their shirts off, or in shorts, or both.
 
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Are either of the Property Brothers married? (What I woudn't give for a three-way with those two Cuties!!! :p)
 
Yeah, I'd forgotten about Bromstead. He is openly gay so, no mystery there. I have a sneaky suspicion that one of the KC is gay, the shorter of the two. The other cousin has proposed on the show while his t.v. partner is always around guys and has made certain innuendos. My gaydar surely goes off every time I see him in those tight shirts and even tighter jeans. Or, it could just be my horned up brain. Agree with the calendar idea, it would sell like hot cakes!! The ginger carpenter/designer is from Austin, my home town. I'd be so happy to run into that mountain of man!!
 
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Yeah, I'd forgotten about Bromstead. He is openly gay so, no mystery there. I have a sneaky suspicion that one of the KC is gay, the shorter of the two. The other cousin has proposed on the show while his t.v. partner is always around guys and has made certain innuendos. My gaydar surely goes off every time I see him in those tight shirts and even tighter jeans. Or, it could just be my horned up brain. Agree with the calendar idea, it would sell like hot cakes!! The ginger carpenter/designer is from Austin, my home town. I'd be so happy to run into that mountain of man!!


John got married last year and Anthony lives with Genevive Gordor, another designer on HGTV. Not that means anything, just sayin.