You know, Dr. Bubbles, that brings up an interesting subject. I in no way speak for the other guys on this site, but i do not, in any way, like to be teased. In my less-than-illustrious life, I've learned that I can deal without a great many things. (In fact, being assigned to an extremely effed-up unit during the invasion of Iraq taught me that all I really need is food, water, warmth, and a way to defend myself.) If anyone is going to tease me and make me plead/beg/do extraordinary things in order to acquire something that isn't one of the four abovementioned items, I can do without it, thank you.
I apologize for being so curt on this one. Here, how about a joke? Stop reading if you've read it before.