The_Swinging_Voter: Just signed up and thought I'd throw out a hello to all on the board. I can see a few different nationalities posting here so hopefully there's room for an Aussie guy. Im 34, living in Brisbane, Australia, although originally from Melbourne and miss the old hometown (as anyone who has been to Queensland would understand lol). On the more 'delicate' matter, and I really didnt know where to put this in, if at all, Im 8.6x7.1- pretty much the same soft as hard, give or take an inch or so. Not much else to say except that its nice to find a forum devoted to something that, for many people, is just cause for a lot of sniggering and very little understanding. Can't say I've got any horror stories to tell, have been lucky so far, but am sure Ive run into similar hassles to many others who post here. Hopefully I'll find a few answers, some tips and perhaps be able to share some advice of my own.