Hi, Im a new member LOL

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by hung_big+Mar 27 2005, 11:29 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hung_big &#064; Mar 27 2005, 11:29 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-madame zora

I think it&#39;s about time to *PLONK* him&#33;

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We really don&#39;t have to "PLONK" him. We can let Madame Zola have him. After careful research, it has been determined that Madame Zola, not to be confused with our Madame Zora, was indeed raised in South Africa. Perhaps she has had undue influence on him.

You may have noticed that Madame Zola does not post here. It seems that the process of getting a user name and a password are a bit taxing on the old girl.

There has been an effort to ease the rules so that Madame Zola can post. So far Mister Mark has resisted the "avalanche" of support for this in spite of the tremendous effect she has had on this particular troll.

Mister Mark being the man of character he is has held on to holding the high tradition of having a user name and a password.

 

[zzorus]

Originally posted by Freddie53@Mar 28 2005, 03:52 PM
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You may have noticed that Madame Zola does not post here. It seems that the process of getting a user name and a password are a bit taxing on the old girl.

There has been an effort to ease the rules so that Madame Zola can post.

As in Madame Emily Zola?

 

[13788]

Confused, AZ: I am sorry Madame Zola that you are mad at me. I do not mean what ever you say I said. I am just trying to get along in this crazy world&#33;
Remember what it was like when you first got here, and you needed advice on your experience with having a large penis. Please? It is difficult to start, and open up so readily? I think you are very attractive by the way, the way you make yourself up, you look nearly exactly like a real woman&#33; Just keep your &#39;member&#39; well tucked away and I&#39;m sure some people couldn&#39;t tell the difference&#33; Cutie&#33;
OK, well, I&#39;ve been asking my friends about how to approach my pop and one has suggested I post a letter to my address, addressed to "The guy that has 10.5 inch penis" and if he opens it first, I will know&#33; And I could even address one letter to "the guy that has 9 inches or under" to see if he will open that&#33; I have smart friends in real life, AND on this board now&#33; You can never have enough smart friends, a wise man once may have said that.

 

[Lex]

Mark--Can we please ban this troll??&#33; PLEASE?&#33;?&#33;

 

[Freddie53]

You haven&#39;t seen anything yet young man. Wait till Jana see this. Ratings for LPSG will go through the roof. And her user name is Zora not Zola. We thought you would catch on, but sadly you haven&#39;t. At first I thought you were a smart ass. Now I am not so sure. There are other asses around like dumb ass.

One thing is for sure, you removed all doubt as to who you are. You are not more a teenager than I am. In fact, I suspect we have seen you before. And I even took up for you. I will go the first, second and third mile, but there is a limit.

Freddie has found you guilty beyond a shadow of a doubt as a troll. Jana did so herself just day or two ago. Now there is talk of banning you. Talk that as far as I&#39;m concerned is well justified.

I have been accused of being an admirer of Madame Zora. OK&#33; I confess I am. She is one of the most articulate, smartest, and wisest women I have ever known. She shows her sexuality without guilt and damns anyone to make any putdown about it.

Your lastest tirade against her absolutely was stunningly stupid and arrogant. Obviously you have no clue what a woman looks like. As far as I am concerned you have attacked the entire LPSG.

I am suggesting that we all be allowed to vent our anger towards you. Then on a understood time we all simply ignore anything and everything you have to say and treat you as a non person. But there are others who will want to express their justified disgust of the lastest you have written. And I certainly wouldn&#39;t want to deny them that opportunity.

I am suggesting that starting at midnight Tuesday Eastern Standard Time in America, all rebuttals and comments to you cease by the core group that makes up this forum. That should give all a chance to speak their mind on the subject of you and your twisted and sick mind.

I don&#39;t believe in a literal hell. But then everynow and then someone like you comes along and it makes me wonder if perhaps I am wrong.

Originally posted by Confused@ AZ,Mar 28 2005, 05:29 AM
I am sorry Madame Zola that you are mad at me. I do not mean what ever you say I said. I am just trying to get along in this crazy world&#33;
Remember what it was like when you first got here, and you needed advice on your experience with having a large penis. Please? It is difficult to start, and open up so readily? I think you are very attractive by the way, the way you make yourself up, you look nearly exactly like a real woman&#33; Just keep your &#39;member&#39; well tucked away and I&#39;m sure some people couldn&#39;t tell the difference&#33; Cutie&#33;
OK, well, I&#39;ve been asking my friends about how to approach my pop and one has suggested I post a letter to my address, addressed to "The guy that has 10.5 inch penis" and if he opens it first, I will know&#33; And I could even address one letter to "the guy that has 9 inches or under" to see if he will open that&#33; I have smart friends in real life, AND on this board now&#33; You can never have enough smart friends, a wise man once may have said that.

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[Dr Rock]

confused: don&#39;t listen to these guys, keep posting your hilariously stupid anecdotes. granted, I&#39;m laughing at you rather than with you, but that&#39;s the way you like it, I&#39;m sure. who says there&#39;s nothing funny about attention-starved kids embarrassing themselves on an international level?

 

[13788]

JJ Flash x: Like some others, I&#39;m also not convinced this Confused AZ is genuine. But if he is, I need to get some things off my chest.



1) People with big testicles are just like you, Confused, and they&#39;re just like most black people too. My testicle are monsterous, each the size of a clementine orange, and it&#39;s taken me a long time to realize that this is okay. Growing up, I used to always try to hide my balls from my dad and mom and what have you, because I was embarrassed, but now I show them to my parents all the time. What&#39;s the big deal? Isn&#39;t it just a testicle? We all look closely at dog&#39;s testicles and play with them every once in a while, and dog&#39;s are man&#39;s best friend.

2) Your letter idea is ridiculous and will never work. Trust me. I once wrote a letter to my sick aunt in the hospital and mistakenly put the return address as "11+, uncut" and she ended up having no idea it was me (I later explained things and showed her proof it was from me).

 

[budday]

PLONK PLONK

Oh wow, a double plonk&#33; I didn&#39;t know you could get two in one thread. How many points is that worth?

 

[13788]

Confused, AZ: OK, I guess I need to take the high road over all of these insults, I am aiming my posts now at my few supporters on this board (you are the support my boxers could never give me&#33
I have been thinking about my letter idea. I think, my pop could easily open up the letter marked "to the guy with 8 inches or less" and not make any comment, and possibly throw the letter away without me knowing it was even delivered.
How about this idea: I get a package delivered with the same address, but when he opens up the package, it contains A MICROSCOPE&#33; Surely he would make some kind of exclamation and go looking for who is responsible? Such an insult to his (presumed) 9 inch cock would surely put the onus on him to hunt down who was responsible?
Is this what they call in the movies "the perfect plan"? Has someone posted this idea before on here,? if so I apologise.

 

[Dr Rock]

JJ you&#39;re not funny anymore. buzz off back to your own thread and let us laugh at confused please.

 

[madame_zora]

Oh, but Dr. Rock, don&#39;t you think it would be fun letting them work together? It&#39;s getting my dick hard already.

 

[surferboy]

Yah, yer as sorry for that pun as I&#39;m as sorry I&#39;m a surfer Welcome to the posting side of the board dude. Hope ya enjoy yer stay here.

 

[jonb]

@Confused:
PLONK&#33; :nuke:

 

[jonb]

Back to recipes. How about a dish popular in Seattle? I&#39;m referring to "cedar-plonked salmon", of course.

24x8x1 inch untreated cedar plank
6 (4 ounce) fillets salmon
1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil
1 large red onion, chopped
1 lemon, sliced
1/2 tablespoon black peppercorns, crushed

Submerge untreated cedar plank in water. Soak approximately 12 hours, or overnight.
Preheat an outdoor grill for high heat. Place prepared plank on the grill, and sprinkle with coarse salt. Cover grill and heat plank 2 to 3 minutes, until dry. Adjust grill temperature for medium heat.
Rub salmon filets with olive oil. Arrange on the plank. Top salmon with red onion, lemon slices and black peppercorns.
Cook salmon, covered, 10 to 12 minutes, or until opaque and easily flaked with a fork

 

[13788]

Confused, AZ: ?? Why are there recipes posted in this thread? Is there a recipes forum on this website, and you are somehow confused? Or have I confused you because all of the things that have happened have been a recipe for confusion?&#33; If you are actually posting that stuff on purpose, please stop, they call it &#39;spamming&#39; or &#39;trolling&#39; and people get upset on the internet if you do that. It wastes all of our time, OK? I come here for a specific reason: to talk about large penises. Can we be serioius please?
I was wondering on behalf of my sister: are there any support websites for ladies with really big vaginas? Madam Zola, do you know any girls who might know about this sort of thing? I dont know much about it, I think my other sister has had a really hard time of it in the locker rooms after sports, having such a small vagina. Kids can be so cruel&#33;

 

[madame_zora]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz- Plonk&#33;

 

[Pappy]

Originally posted by Confused@ AZ,Mar 31 2005, 08:54 AM
?? Why are there recipes posted in this thread? Is there a recipes forum on this website, and you are somehow confused? Or have I confused you because all of the things that have happened have been a recipe for confusion?&#33; If you are actually posting that stuff on purpose, please stop, they call it &#39;spamming&#39; or &#39;trolling&#39; and people get upset on the internet if you do that. It wastes all of our time, OK? I come here for a specific reason: to talk about large penises. Can we be serioius please?
I was wondering on behalf of my sister: are there any support websites for ladies with really big vaginas? Madam Zola, do you know any girls who might know about this sort of thing? I dont know much about it, I think my other sister has had a really hard time of it in the locker rooms after sports, having such a small vagina. Kids can be so cruel&#33;

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There are recipies posted in this thread to keep it from wasting bandwidth. In other words YOU ARE NOT BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; Your posts are a joke. :wow: NOBODY goes around showing their junk to their parents.

Nuff said.

Microwave Popcorn:

Take bad out of celophane wrapping. Place bag in Microwave. Set timer as directed on package. When finished, take out of Microwave, open bag (caution it&#39;s hot) and enjoy.

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by Pappy+Mar 31 2005, 01:20 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pappy &#064; Mar 31 2005, 01:20 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Confused@ AZ,Mar 31 2005, 08:54 AM
?? Can we be serioius please?
I was wondering on behalf of my sister: are there any support websites for ladies with really big vaginas? Madam Zola, do you know any girls who might know about this sort of thing? I dont know much about it, I think my other sister has had a really hard time of it in the locker rooms after sports, having such a small vagina. Kids can be so cruel&#33;

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Microwave Popcorn:

Take bad out of celophane wrapping. Place bag in Microwave. Set timer as directed on package. When finished, take out of Microwave, open bag (caution it&#39;s hot) and enjoy.

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I just sat here at laughed so hard at the lastest posts on this thread. It is gone past rude to funny to now just what we used to call "getting the simples"

Large vagina forum for girls. That takes the cake&#33; Maybe large boob forum.

Pappy&#39;s popcorn needs help so:

Drink:

Fill large glass with crushed ice. Pour you favorite distilled liguor to taste and fill glass up with coke or sprite. Enjoy with your popcorn.

 

[13788]

hung_big: Refill with liquor as desired (quite often )

EDIT: What a sad 300th post.

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by hung_big@Mar 31 2005, 01:58 PM
Refill with liquor as desired (quite often )

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Yea after the second glass you won&#39;t need to add coke anymore :evilgrin: