Hi, Im david and I wish to share my blessing that god has bestowed unto me with you!

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  1. B_ChurchBoyDavid

    B_ChurchBoyDavid New Member

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    Yes YOU!

    I have an absolutely huge penis. However, unlike many of you guys and gals out there, i don't often engage in sexual activity. It is very wrong to do so before marriage.

    The reason i say i dont "often" engage in sex, is because im not against a good wiggle every now and then! Il go into my room all alone and strip off, and then fling it around a bit.

    Normally when i am describing my member, i just say its huge. But to compare it with you guys, i will give some figures.

    4.3 inches length, 3 inches girth.

    I would also like to add that although i love church, i do not crave for passionate priests in the vestiary. However, i would oblige to stepping into the shaddows with a priest if it was gods whim.

    Cheers, davalar
     
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  3. Mr. Snakey

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    Welcome.
     
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    Hi and welcome, David. Hope you have a great time here. However unless I misread them, the 'dimensions' you gave sounded average if anything.
     
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    Welcome.

    I hope.
     
  6. D_Jared Padalicki

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    Welcome... But those measurements... well, how can I say this nicely: well if that is huge I'm hung as an elephant...:rolleyes:
     
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    I sense some BS, considering the gender listing.
     
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    Um, ok. Welcome...
     
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    That's something, isn't it. You should get married soon ha
     
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    I call Shenanigans!
     
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    and hi-jinx
     
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    Ok! Welcome!
     
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    Let the lord be praised for all his good works and don't use your gift for Satan's work, my SON!
     
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    Looks like we have a fun one here! Welcome to Church, Boy!
     
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    Meh, I suppose there are weirder people here than you... so welcome mate :smile:
     
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    Right on, man.

    The best thing to do if you don't believe pre-marital sex is not engage in the practice.

    Luck for me, I'm not religious so I can have all the sex I can find without fear, reprisal or guilt.

    Why, I can even j/o when I want to :)
     
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    Ha, very true.
     
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    LOL
     
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    Come here, Davalar. I'll give you a religious experience you'll consider yourself blessed to receive.:biggrin1:
     
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    You've come to the right place of worship. Give and you'll receive :smile::wink::redface::tongue:
     
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