Hi, I'm here to support large penises.

[grow4melanie]

Stretch... If people visit the blog, click an ad, and make a purchase, I collect a commission. No biggie (pun intended).

That's your simple "yes".

The financial aspect of the whole thing is pretty unrelated to both (a) my interest and (b) my presence here. I was going to do the blog anyway, I just decided to "trick it out" a bit in hopes of generating some extra spending money here and there.

Melanie

 

[Drifterwood]

Guess you'll have to wait and see, huh Drifterwood?
I didn't realize that large-cocked guys were so anti-capitalism, lol...

I'm pro-big and pro-money. Imagine that!

Actually, I am anti exploitation. Your blog attempts to create a market by lying about most women and exploiting/heightening male insecurities.

Still, if that is the only way you can make your way in the world.

Edit.

This is the type of thing that I am taking offense at in the blog

If you aren't at least average, you're nothing. You might as well go buy a skirt and some frilly panties. Change your name to Susan and offer yourself up as a woman to guys with real meat, because you aren't really a man.

 

[Stretch]

I'm the last person to begrudge anybody making money...but it does make you the internet equivalent of a door to door salesman. You will say anything to make a sale, which skews any posts you might make. Trying to make the fact that you're earning money seem so trivial, and not a big deal, is a very clever sales pitch.

I'd like to ask sixofspades, who are you referring to when you say " We have quite a few members who own porn-related websites or products dealing with enlargement"? I've been here for years and this is the first time a thread has turned so quickly into and become so blatantly an advertising pitch. In the midst of all the fun and silliness that goes on here...this is, at its core, supposed to be a place where people come to find and give support to others and not a place to exploit guys who choose to come here for those very reasons and who have issues with their self esteem.

Nothing on that web page is good for anything except putting money in your pocket and is about as far removed from "I'm here to support large penises" as you can get.

lol...There are about a million things more important then this and real problems in the world. This doesn't even register. I just thought this seemed like an obvious situation. Have fun everybody...:smile:

 

[B_jacknapier]

Melanie, thank you for your wonderful blog. I clicked the link in your sig and was shocked to learn that women prefer large penises to small and average ones! Just as I began to despair of ever truly pleasing a woman sexually, I saw an advertisement for pills that can increase penis girth by 20%! On your very site! Well, obviously I bought those pills and await their arrival with baited breath. Maybe now my girlfriend will actually enjoy sex with me and I won't have to be on welfare like that one guy with a small penis that you discuss in your blog!

Seriously, though, your blog did make me cum. Even though you're probably a man. Out of curiosity, how much do you make off of that blog? Do you have a real job? How many "monetized" sites do you have, and are they all on the same topic?

I am legitimately curious.

 

[Stretch]

"monetized"...I love that one...:biggrin1:

 

[grow4melanie]

Stretch... It's opinion and if it "exploits insecurities", that's an issue for the insecure. I have opinions, I state opinions. If I happen to use hyperbole to make a point, so be it. It's not the end of the world.

If this thread has turned into a "sales pitch", that's your doing more than mine. I have a little sig in my posts, I didn't try to make this an issue. You did. Thanks for the free advertising, I guess. Good grief.

It is nice, however, that big Mr. Stretch is here to stick up for the little guys. One could interpret the fact that the small fries didn't pipe up and Mr. Big did as a sort of proof of my theories, no?

Don't get too mad at that last paragraph...Just kidding around with you!

I am here to support large penises and to indulge my interests and fantasies about them.

Luv ya,
Mel.

 

[grow4melanie]

Jack,

I make six figures a year off of my week-old blog. Shhhhh... don't tell anyone or the market will suddenly be flooded with a billion and one other people selling and/or advertising similar products.

I do have "a real job" and I do have other sites related to different topics. Overall, I make a nice living.

Glad you got off, hope you have fun. It's all about fun, really, isn't it?

That's what I'm about, anyway.

Melanie

 

[Sixofspades]

Yeah, fair enough, now that I actually read it I think it's pretty disgusting. Nobody should be made to feel bad about what they have, but her blog really takes the cake in that regard. I thought initially it was just about enhancing your package having just glanced over it, but it's actually more about underlining what a sub-human piece of shit you are if you're not packing. At the risk of sounding bi-polar, Melanie, go away, haha.

 

[grow4melanie]

SofS:

Bipolarity? Nah, just a change of opinion. You are, of course, entitled to it.

A little food for thought, though... Am I really being cruel and insulting by exaggerating my own personal preferences and biases in that blog?

Your initial reaction may be "yes". I can also tell you that I've received three emails since this morning from guys who are small who enjoyed the blog, etc. You might not like the idea that they enjoy a bit of SPH, but it's true.

So, I'm celebrating the large, denigrating the small, and making myself (and others) happy at the same time.

The only people who seem to object are hung guys who feel like it's cruel to the shrimps.

Is this some sort of Large Penis Guilt at play, or what?

You don't have to give me any lectures on decency or on the evils of dehumanization. I like biggies. I like writing about them. The flip side of my preference is a disdain for the wee weiners. Sorry if I'm mean to those little boys, but they don't seem to mind.

Meanwhile, I'm having a ball (pun intended).

Peace and Size
Melanie

 

[Stretch]

Thank you sixofspades. I really thought I must be crazy here. This is a used car salesman through and through. My intention most assuredly was in no shape or form to help this guy advertise. I just felt this was really beyond the pale. This guys posts, profile quote, "blog" are all about the sales pitch. It's insulting on so many levels. Hey Mel...you are a disgusting, exploitive little troll, insulting to both men and women. You really should just pack up your wares and take them somewhere else. Wow...look at that. I have opinions too, I state opinions. If I happen to use hyperbole to make a point, so be it. It's not the end of the world. If you want to thank for me that also...I'll say you're welcome in advance. :smile:

 

[grow4melanie]

I'll say it just to be extra sweet, Stretch...

Thanks!

Have a great day!

Luv ya,
Melanie.

 

[Drifterwood]

Hey Ladies, I have some diet pills to sell, just doing a bit of monetising, but you know what, if you are fat or normal even, you aren't a real woman. You are disgusting, no man will ever love you, he may stay with you a while but that's just because he needs to get off in your fat pussy, whilst he's waiting for a real woman, a thin woman, the only type worth having.

If you are average weight or above, do yourself a favour, join a convent, or better still go take your worthless fat ass and offer subservience to real skeletal women.

 

[Revanchist]

Well, I generally never believe someone on the internet is a chick until I've seen proof, but by the same token when I tell most people my job and the fact that I have a model/actress for a wife, people don't believe me either so I wouldn't put too fine a point on it.

Giving Melanie the benefit of the doubt on the gender thing though, as someone who is a new member here and on the smaller side for the forum (read: AVERAGE) I'll come to Melanie's defense even though I guess I'm one of the guys she would call a "shrimp" or less of a man, lol.

She is certainly entitled to express her opinions, and even make money off them if she likes. Thats the American way!

There are definitely chicks who are size queens and who get turned on by a larger guy, hell my wife is one of them in that she still gets turned on by her large ex-bf despite marrying and choosing an average guy over him. Maybe not all women, just as my wife doesn't, think that a smaller guy is quite as worthless as Mel does or would be unable to please them, but different women and people in general like what they like.

I'm curious to hear whether or not Mel will say whether or not she thinks the products lined on her site actually work, when the truth may run up against your financial interest.

 

[grow4melanie]

You might have something there, Drifter!

Just kidding, of course.

I understand your parallel, but there are a few distinct, unique differences due to the nature and proclivities of the people actually involved.

Nonetheless, I appreciate your "argument by analogy" approach. At face value it would seem remarkably persuasive. Good work!

Melanie

 

[Drifterwood]

So, do you want to buy some of my pills?

 

[grow4melanie]

Revan--

As per the effectiveness of the products advertised, I can't say whether they're effective or not.

I'm equally certain that the folks who sell ad time for the networks aren't really sure that Enzyte works.

Likewise, the other day I saw a fast food commercial that claimed a particular product was very, very tasty. I tried one and it was wretched.

I will run the ads, but I won't editorially comment on the effectiveness of any products or techniques in a way that states I back them or know them to be effective. I will draw people's attention to the actual pitches for the products and leave it up to them to draw their own conclusions.

I'm basically selling the equivalent of virtual billboard space. Just like an outdoor advertising co., I'm not taking on liability for advertiser claims and I'm certainly not indemnifying myself.

It's amazing how interested everyone is in a few blog ads!

Melanie

 

[grow4melanie]

Drifter--

After the holidays, maybe. I tend to overeat that time of year and have been known to put on a few pounds, LOL.

Overall, I'm pretty damn fit, so I think I'll take a raincheck. Thanks for asking, though!

Melanie

 

[Revanchist]

I will run the ads, but I won't editorially comment on the effectiveness of any products or techniques in a way that states I back them or know them to be effective. I will draw people's attention to the actual pitches for the products and leave it up to them to draw their own conclusions.

I'm basically selling the equivalent of virtual billboard space. Just like an outdoor advertising co., I'm not taking on liability for advertiser claims and I'm certainly not indemnifying myself.

I agree with you completely, and I don't see anything wrong with hosting the ads personally. I think the first article currently on your site alone about trannies having large penises (which wouldn't exactly inspire most straight smaller guys to go try to become larger if it lumps them in with that group) shows that you aren't out solely for profit.

I'd be a little disturbed if you were actually claiming the products worked, as I think the research is in and its clear they don't.

I've heard plenty of girls discuss men's sizes before and make fun of smaller guys. My wife has done as much about one of the guys she used to date too. Other people just like to pretend it doesn't happen for some reason.

I'd be interested to hear at some point just what turned you into such a size queen.

 

[grow4melanie]

Revan.:

Thanks for the support. One of these days, I'll write up a nice long explanation detailing the exact source of my appreciation! Promise.

Melanie

 

[sortofbigthen]

Melanie, how big are your boobs?