Hi, Im Mr Interesting

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  1. Mr Interesting

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    Hi, Im Mr Interesting and Its a pleasure for you to know me.

    I love collecting tea towels. I'm a really interesting guy and my conversation is riveting especially when I talk about my love for plane spotting. I also like to collect strange shape ashtrays and have quite a collection.

    My favorite tea towel however, has a picture on it as follows............

    Its has a picture of a mackerel called Colin who is wearing a pair of rayban's, sat on a deck chair whilst fishing for conger eels off a pier somewhere in Essex. (I think its Southend On Sea pier). Colin is also sipping a fine Shiraz and playing donkey kong on his play station portable. In the background, there is a man with a tattoo on his left forearm. The tattoo is a red rose with the word “Mum” under it. He also has “love” and “hat” tattooed across his fingers. (It should be love and hate but he lost a finger in a freak yachting accident back in 1983) He is stood at the piers theater box office, queuing for tickets for a Joe Longthorn concert with a guest appearance by The Crankies. The lady behind the counter who I believe is called Tracey (I might be wrong with the name, she might be called Susan. To be sure, I will research her name in my encyclopedia of the worlds greatest tea towel designs) is on the phone to the social, because she has been rumbled by her ex boyfriend Bernard, for claiming dole whilst holding down a full time job. Tracey, or possibly Susan, is very distinct in the fact that she has a goggle eye. (Its hard to tell whether she is looking at you or trying to see if the bus is coming).

    I thought I would join your forum as I have no friends. I have just bought a new Datsun (well its a 1978 model but its new to me), so if I make friends with a woman I can assure you total style transport. I am easy going and would like to meet any one with the same riveting hobbies that I have. I love tea towel collecting, strange shape desk tidy collecting and have just started door hinge collecting. My favorite hobby is belly button fluff collecting. I worked at Mcdonalds for 3 years and still like to dress up in my uniform. It has 5, yes 5 stars on the badge because I was in charge of milk shake quality control and was employee of the month at least twice in my time there. This should tell you that I take responsibility seriously. The problem was, was that when I got 5 stars on my badge I was sacked for being over qualified. I also know at least 30 knock knock jokes so I can keep you entertained for hours. The electronic tagging device on my leg is due to come off soon, so when we meet, don't let it put you off. As for my height, I am 6´4. At college I got a GCSE in metalwork so if you need knives and forks I'm your man. I have also once, built a pheasant pen. I have also a 50m breast stroke certificate. I'm pretty active and like nothing more than watching re-runs of Falcon Crest on UK gold. I like to eat out and my favorite food are pies and turkey twizzlers. My religion is Quaker because I love porridge. I have many famous mates including Claire Raynor who I met in a queue at Argos when she was buying a ker plunk for her grandson. I spoke to her for 30 seconds and consider her to be my best friend now. So if you have any sexual problems, I know a woman you can speak to!. I also was once on the TV on morning worship. Please don't ask me for autographs though, its embarrassing. So come on ladies, im your gateway to endless fun, riveting chats and the finest turkey twizzler restaurants.

    I am looking forward to chatting to you all and sharing my great hobbies with you.:biggrin1:
     
  2. DaveyR

    DaveyR Retired Moderator
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    Hello and welcome. Nice picture. You seem like a fun guy :wink:
     
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    Hmmm.... interesting...


    Welcome, Mr. Interesting! Would you care to tell us what brings you to the LPSG?
     
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    You forgot to ask if he has a big cock.:wink:
     
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    Very interesting Welcome
     
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    Certainly, it was DaveyR above you!:smile:
     
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    Aha! I see, that's interesting, Mr Interesting! I hope you enjoy the LPSG :smile:
     
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    Yeah ok, you're obviously making fun of me. Quit it! :biggrin1:
     
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    Yes you are certainly an interesting friend :rolleyes:
     
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    :dot::wave2: Hello Mr Interesting :rolleyes:
     
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    Gosh, this forum is a bit more forward than the other forum I am on where we discuss stain glass windows in the great churches of the world:biggrin1:
     
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    I suppose you enjoy eating butter sandwiches and water?
     
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    As my favorite character on "Laugh In" used to say.... "Veerrrry Interestink!" :biggrin1:
     
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    I prefer pot noodles if the truth be known.:biggrin1:
     
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    Oh I am, you just wait untill I post about my sex life. I once did it in the living room and I took my tank top off. :tongue:
     
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    :rolleyes: Do you have a job, Mr. Interesting?
     
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    Mr.Interesting, you certainly are...interesting. Welcome to the site and your sense of humor as well.
     
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    Do you still have that tank top with the daisies on the front?
     
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    still looking for someone I can discuss my teacup collection with **SIGH**

    but, welcome!
     
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    :wavey: Welcome to LPSG... Enjoy!
    ...WOW...feels like I know you already:biggrin1:...you certainly have the right tag name "Mr.Interesting"
    Thx for sharing!:wink:
     
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