Hi! I'm Petite!

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  1. petite

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    Yeah, so I sort of skipped right over this part and posted 134 times before even opening this thread!

    Hi, if we haven't met yet!

    I'm with TheBoyfriend and I'm very happy with him. We're monogamous. While I'm flattered, we aren't looking for hook-ups.

    I dislike dishonesty and deceit. I love mangos, blueberries, puppies, tea, and really good (read: expensive) scotch.

    According to TheBoyfriend, people from my hometown see me as alternative, very sexual, very liberal, and intellectual and the people where I live now see me as uptight, old-fashioned, and proper. The reality lies somewhere between.

    I'm in my 30s and that's as close as I'll ever come to telling you my age. TheBoyfriend is a little younger than me, but not young enough that I'm a cougar, with wide innocent eyes and a boy-next-door face that I think looks particularly sexy when he has a mischievous smile or he's in a wolfish mood. He's Clark Kent, if he had a dirty mind.

    I'm a smaller than average person. TheBoyfriend is a bigger than average person. Other than that difference, we're very well matched.
     
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    hello i would say welcome but you already know your way around.
     
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    You can still say welcome! It's still nice!

    You'd think I would already know my way around. I've practically lived here for four days! But I realized that I only visit the "Sex with a large penis" and "Women's Issues" mainly with very short forays into the "Relationships" forum.
     
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    then welcome to the site have fun
     
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    Thank you!
     
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    Hey sexy little girl, what is a classy flower like yourself doing on such a filthy side of the internet?
     
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    Welcome, Petite. Delighted to make your acquaintance.
     
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    I like to think that it's because I'm complicated. Interested?

    Thank you! It's nice to meet you, too!
     
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    Welcome!
     
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    Welcome petite
     
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    Welcome and enjoy urself
     
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    Thank you! It's very easy to do here! I have been very impressed how well the men here have behaved. For naughty boys, it seems many of you may also know how to be gentlemen.

    Hi!

    It's nice to meet you!
     
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    Hello! I'm new here myself, and I'm glad to see that there are some smart and thoughtful persons like yourself around. It makes this whole thing fun.

    Hey, I love puppies and expensive scotch too! And blueberries.....
     
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    Oh, an Aussie! TheBoyfriend has jokingly forbidden me from visiting the continent because I love the accent so much! :tongue: Reminds me of that show Coupling, "Susan has had sex with Australia!"

    The love of good scotch has become a ridiculously expensive habit. It's probably one I would rid myself of if I could!
     
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    oh, you can always find plenty of Australians inside Susan's!
     
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    hia and welcome Petite
     
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    welcome to lpsg.com
    ever been to jamaica?
     
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    Well Hello and Welcome Petite. Its nice to meet you my dear. I hope you find your travels very entertaining and educational. If you happen to need anything my dear, just drop me a line, I'd be more than willing to help out a like minded individual.

    Caio
     
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    Both a Dr. Horrible and a Coupling fan? Hmmm... Red herring away, my dear.

    Hi! It's nice to meet you!

    No, I haven't! I'd love to visit someday.

    What a sweetheart! Thank you, I will!
     
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    "So I can visit your sydney, or your melbourne, but I'm not welcome in your bush"

    lol I thought I was the only girl that liked that show.
     
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