Hi, Mrs. A.

[Matthew]

Heinz, I'm just gonna put this little mirror under your nose.
Heinz? Heeeeiiiinz?

Gosh, I never would have pegged you for a cokehead, Rubi. :wink:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Gosh, I never would have pegged you for a cokehead, Rubi. :wink:

Matt, Matt ... how can you possibly joke at a moment like this? Why, Heinz is, is ............... crypt-ready. :biggrin1:

* and from the deepest part of the human breast oozed a mournful howl, a heart-rending lamentation, as clouds parted, heavenly choirs sang in doleful melancholy, and minatory thunder silenced birdsong *

 

[D_alex8]

and from the deepest part of the human breast oozed a mournful howl, a heart-rending lamentation, as clouds parted, heavenly choirs sang in doleful melancholy, and minatory thunder silenced birdsong

Whereupon the scene turned to one of abject horror as Rubi saw a glimmer of movement in the eye of the corpse he was riding; the final sight his own eye would ever witness, in fact, as the pissed off zombie ripped out his heart and used it to make a pair of dainty pantaloons.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

the pissed off zombie ripped out his heart and used it to make a pair of dainty pantaloons.

Nosferatu, 'the Heinz,' loved his dainty pantaloons. As long as breath rasped through his dingy thorax, his being would survive, as evil, iniquitous, and epicene as ever.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:frown1: :scared2: :yikes:

 

[D_alex8]

Nosferatu, 'the Heinz,' loved his dainty pantaloons. As long as breath rasped through his dingy thorax, his being would survive, as evil, iniquitous, and epicene as ever.

Ah, shuddup... at least you've given me an excuse to post the oldest semi-naked celebrity caps yet seen at LPSG :tongue:

1, 2

...although I have a deep anal need to point out that the correct spelling of the actor's name is 'von Wangenheim'.

 

[Matthew]

I have a deep anal need

Mmm ... Alex ...

 

[D_alex8]

Mmm ... Alex ...

Don't tell me that you don't feel it as well, Matthew.

 

[Matthew]

Feel it?

Fill it, maybe. :wink:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Ah, shuddup... at least you've given me an excuse to post the oldest semi caps yet seen at LPSG :tongue:

Seventy years ago ... you at 12?

 

[D_alex8]

Seventy years ago ...

Is math not your strong point, Rubester?

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Is math not your strong point, Rubester?

Indeed it is, Heinzster.
Indeed it is. And 70 years ago, were you not 12?
I mean, I'm timing from the date of the semi, Heinz. Your final one.

 

[D_alex8]

Indeed it is, Heinzster.
Indeed it is. And 70 years ago, were you not 12?

I think you've mistaken me for Estelle Getty.

That happens to me all the time, though.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I think you've mistaken me for Estelle Getty.

That happens to me all the time, though.

More Alice Roosevelt Dongworth.

 

[D_alex8]

More Alice Roosevelt Dongworth.

Methinks you're 40 years out there, age-wise.

At least my example was properly researched for accuracy! :tongue:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Methinks you're 40 years out there, age-wise.

At least my example was properly researched for accuracy! :tongue:

But Heinz, you've already acknowledged your anality.

 

[GoneA]

I think you've mistaken me for Estelle Getty.

That happens to me all the time, though.

...our prayers are with you.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

...our prayers are with you.

As I've said elsewhere on these boards, Gawd is Alex's Mr. Fetchit.

 

[dreamer20]

Thanks for checking up on me!

Every move I make...

I should have put this link in my last post.at:

Better late than never.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNf3PYZgOhM&search=every%20breath%20you%20take

 

[B_Hickboy]

I should have put this link in my last post.at:

Better late than never.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNf3PYZgOhM&search=every%20breath%20you%20take

That song, and the concept behind it, is scarier than all the demons of hell.

 

[B_Stronzo]

More Alice Roosevelt Dongworth.

Mrs. Longworth according to family accounts was amazing...