Hi there

[xerxes]

Thought it was about time I stopped lurking and started posting
Just seems the best place to start was here. I'm a guy, lucky genetically to be in top 5% of size though have been vacuum puming for couple of years to add size. ( Just greedy i guess...LOL) 36 yrs old, living in Uk. Anybody who visits Newart.com will know me there as Xerxes. Have always found this site full of great people with varied insites into a subject dear to my heart. Don't know why I've not posted before, probably overawed by established members. Decided it was about time to start contributing. Anyway just saying hello for now.

Xerxes

 

[GoneA]

hellllllo and how are you? I really do hope you post more often.

 

[Pecker]

Welcome to the madhouse, xerxes.

 

[xerxes]

Hello to you to GoneA Thank you for replying so quick to my thread.
Have just posted a vid in video section. Assuming it approved ( no reason it shouldn't..LOL ) Then I'm there for all to see. Weirdly don't have any appropriate photos ( all are of post vacuum pumping..... which I feel is a seperate interest) Apart from that vid will make an effort to contribute to the many interesting threads i see here, though have to log off soon

 

[GoneA]

no problem, take your time.

and happy belated birthday.

 

[xerxes]

Thanks Pecker

 

[Matthew]

Welcome, xerxes, come on in. The water's warm.

 

[dlcs]

Welcome, xerxes, come on in. The water's warm.

We've got Poptarts and boxes of wine. Kick back and stay a while.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Hi, Xerxes. I've got potted meat, nacho cheese doritos, and a case of Yuengling. Pull up a few electrons and enjoy your stay.

 

[madame_zora]

Welcome xerxes, I've got a bag of Michigan cherries and a pot of coffee, come on down.

 

[GoneA]

you're gonna love me. just you wait and see.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Pop Tarts, wine, potted meat, Nacho Cheese Doritos, Yuengling, Michigan cherries, coffee ... what's left for me to bring? I guess I'll provide the tripe & onions.

 

[dlcs]

Pop Tarts, wine, potted meat, Nacho Cheese Doritos, Yuengling, Michigan cherries, coffee ... what's left for me to bring? I guess I'll provide the tripe & onions.

Just bring yourself and a jar of marshmallow fluff.

 

[madame_zora]

Just bring yourself and a jar of marshmallow fluff.

Lady, your taste is exquisite!

 

[GoneA]

i trust dlcs, you'll be brining me those twinkies.

 

[xerxes]

Hi all,

Sounds like quite a feast

 

[madame_zora]

Yeah, it was time to have a buffet around here, thanks for giving us an excuse!

 

[dlcs]

Lady, your taste is exquisite!

Well, yeah. We have to turn a couple of people into S'mores, kinda like those sushi meals that are served on the naked body of a nubile young woman. Dessert is very important.

 

[NorthShorePumper]

Lady, your taste is exquisite!

All that is needed now is a loaf of SF sour dough french bread and some prosciutto (does spelling of Italian count?) sliced thin!

 

[PussyWellington]

Well that leaves me to bring the Kimchi.