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Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Geohazard, Jan 25, 2008.

  1. Geohazard

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    Hey.

    A friend of mine reccomended this forum after my wife left me, citing my length as reasons for "sexual incompatibility." *sigh* I am by no means ginormous, at 7 3/4", and don't have excessive girth.
     
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    Welcome to LPSG...Enjoy!
     
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    perhaps she meant you were too small ;) welcome to the site gaffer
     
  4. Geohazard

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    Nah, she complained of a bruised cervix. What about my bruised ego?

    The funny thing is that it's a cop-out. She left me for a dr. She and I had a great sex life, women don't tend to complain about continuous-rolling-multiple orgasms.
     
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    Welcome!
     
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    Well, bless your friend's heart.

    Welcome to LPSG.
     
  8. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    Well then she left you for someone with more money then?:confused:

    Sorry to hear that man, welcome aboard.
     
  9. Geohazard

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    Yeah, she would rather upgrade her lifestyle and stay with him, than fix our communication problems and return to a life of fabulous friendship and great sex. It really is a shame.

    She's gorgeous, too.
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    Hello Geo. Welcome!
     
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