Hi

[Geohazard]

Hey.

A friend of mine reccomended this forum after my wife left me, citing my length as reasons for "sexual incompatibility." *sigh* I am by no means ginormous, at 7 3/4", and don't have excessive girth.

 

[Whopper-lee]

Welcome to LPSG...Enjoy!

 

[ruperty]

perhaps she meant you were too small welcome to the site gaffer

 

[Geohazard]

Nah, she complained of a bruised cervix. What about my bruised ego?

The funny thing is that it's a cop-out. She left me for a dr. She and I had a great sex life, women don't tend to complain about continuous-rolling-multiple orgasms.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Welcome

 

[zp28]

Welcome!

 

[Pecker]

Well, bless your friend's heart.

Welcome to LPSG.

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

Well then she left you for someone with more money then?

Sorry to hear that man, welcome aboard.

 

[Geohazard]

Yeah, she would rather upgrade her lifestyle and stay with him, than fix our communication problems and return to a life of fabulous friendship and great sex. It really is a shame.

She's gorgeous, too.
geohazard on deviantART

 

[cyberczar]

Hello Geo. Welcome!