Hick on the rampage!!!!

[B_Nick8]

I knew you'd come! Now, I've had a tough week and don't have the energy to pursue this. I'm going out for drinks. Let me pay for your popcorn.

Oh, no. Not at all. You'd better fess up or shut up. And if it's the latter, I'll be coming after you.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I knew you'd come! Now, I've had a tough week and don't have the energy to pursue this. I'm going out for drinks. Let me pay for your popcorn.

Allow me for the 1st round, and don't mind that sleepy feeling you get after the 1st swig like this- :friday: Oh, did I lace your beer with the Wild Kingdom tranquilizers? Don't worry, you'll only feel it the next day.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

I hope you don't do this with Banly...

Even after a trans-atlantic flight, 3 hour wait in a draughty TGV station, 2 hour train ride and 90 min car ride he still has energy for me.

Besides.. he gets erections in his sleep too :naughty:

 

[D_Theophallus Kneedgroin]

I thought we agreed that you wouldn't talk that way to me in public?

 

[chicagosam]

Besides.. he gets erections in his sleep too :naughty:

Are you sure that wasn't the bed post?

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Are you sure that wasn't the bed post?

I have a wrought iron four poster, darling. Hick's impressive but his cock ain't 2 meters long and, though it is surely very hard, it certainly isn't that cold .

 

[2322]

Hick's impressive but his cock ain't 2 meters long and, though it is surely very hard, it certainly isn't that cold .

That means he's been lying to us all these years! Hmmph!

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Sorry to shatter your illusions, Jason - but there is a man with a 2 meter long, metallic cock for you, I'm sure of it :yup::wink:

 

[chicagosam]

I have a wrought iron four poster, darling. Hick's impressive but his cock ain't 2 meters long and, though it is surely very hard, it certainly isn't that cold .

Gosh, I heard the post had a smile on its face you couldn't wipe off! Damn, Ms. MB, you are good!

Sorry to shatter your illusions, Jason - but there is a man with a 2 meter long, metallic cock for you, I'm sure of it :yup::wink:

Yes, the TERMINATOR!

 

[ManlyBanisters]

I thought we agreed that you wouldn't talk that way to me in public?

Sorry, 'bahs - were you talking to me or Hick? :wink:

Gosh, I heard the post had a smile on its face you couldn't wipe off! Damn, Ms. MB, you are good!

When I'm good I'm very, very good - but when I'm bad I'm better.

 

[2322]

Sorry to shatter your illusions, Jason - but there is a man with a 2 meter long, metallic cock for you, I'm sure of it :yup::wink:

I couldn't do anything with that. Give me an average hung guy. It's much less work to please.

 

[chicagosam]

When I'm good I'm very, very good - but when I'm bad I'm better.

How very Mae West of you, my pet!

I think you meant to say: "It's not the size of the ship that counts—it's the motion in the ocean.":biggrin1:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

How very Mae West of you, my pet!

I think you meant to say: "It's not the size of the ship that counts—it's the motion in the ocean.":biggrin1:

Bollocks - I like a nice big boat. :smile:

 

[chicagosam]

Bollocks - I like a nice big boat. :smile:

And most men prefer a tight ocean.:biggrin1:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

A whole ocean??

Damn - I only have a narrow inlet?
(or two :wink

 

[chicagosam]

This is too easy. :wink:

Damn - I only have a narrow inlet?
(or two :wink

Readily available with easy access!:biggrin1:

 

[ZOS23xy]

Even after a trans-atlantic flight, 3 hour wait in a draughty TGV station, 2 hour train ride and 90 min car ride he still has energy for me.

Besides.. he gets erections in his sleep too :naughty:

So do I. Am I closer than he is? I recall the gallery you had up before the Sesame Street Purge. You can't have changed that much. Hmmhmmm.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

So do I. Am I closer than he is? I recall the gallery you had up before the Sesame Street Purge. You can't have changed that much. Hmmhmmm.

You could be right next door, duckie, and I still wouldn't do ya - There's only one boat docking in my inlet.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You could be right next door, duckie, and I still wouldn't do ya - There's only one boat docking in my inlet.

My, how you surprise us when you actually go after fat rednecks with mental problems there, MB my porkchop princess.

 

[D_Theophallus Kneedgroin]

Sorry, 'bahs - were you talking to me or Hick? :wink:

That was for Hick. You can talk to me anyway you like, anywhere, anytime :tongue: