Hickboy For President!!!

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by B_Hickboy, Aug 18, 2006.

  1. B_Hickboy

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    Vote for me, and I'll make all your wildest dreams come true. I know, it isn't original.

    But it's topical.
     
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    Tar and Feather dubya and my vote is yours
     
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    You have your own fish to fry in Canuckistan, dearie. But if I'm elected, I'll make sure you get laid.

    Dr. Rock and Vinny Spiruccino will be co-Secretaries of Fuck. They will be in charge of all diplomatic sex liaisons.
     
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    Make me your VICE president, and my vote is yours eternally.
     
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    :rolleyes2: And here I thought you wanted to be DICK-tater for life :hail:
     
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    Well, it's down to you or mercurialbliss. If she's not interested, you've got the job. If she is, the three of us may need to meet and get something straight between us. Well, not perfectly straight. None of them are, you know.
     
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    :cool: Is it so ???

    I'm making my list...nonstop sex with large penises that belong to sexy hot owners are top priorities...hope you have a lot of connections to keep me satysfied.

    I'll return asap.
     
  10. My vote is yours ... :biggrin1:
     
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    :laola: You got my vote
     
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    I demand a prominent spot in the Cabinet.

    Yup.
     
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    How about Minister for the Interior?
     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    If it's topical wouldnt a little hydrocortisone cream work just as well? It might be a heap sight less expensive and dangerous...


     
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    Nah. Give it to Claire. I want a seat on the Supreme Court. That's where the real action is.
     
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    If I'm elected, I will change the military's "Don't ask, don't tell" policy to, "WTF are all these BREEDERS still doing here?!"
     
  17. that would be interesting ... :biggrin1: *makes a joke about a cockpit turning into a cock pit* ... :rolleyes:
     
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    :usa: HICKBOY FOR PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES OF LPSG.
    HB '07
     
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    it was not publicized well, but HB had a news conference today to announce his intention to run for prez. it went something like this...

    REPORTER - what are your plans for the war in iraq?

    HB - we will deal with it. shut up.

    REPORTER - abortion is still a hot issue with many voters. where do you stand on this issue?

    HB - shut up.

    REPORTER - gas prices are at record highs and the economy is slowing. what would you do about it.

    HB - that is a stupid question. shut up.

    REPORTER - you are not answering our questions. what can we do to get information from you so that voters can make a reasoned choice in 2008?

    HB - ban me motherfucker.
     
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    Oops. :spankme:
     
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