Hickboy For President!!!

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dcwrestlefan said:
it was not publicized well, but HB had a news conference today to announce his intention to run for prez. it went something like this...

REPORTER - what are your plans for the war in iraq?

HB - we will deal with it. shut up.

REPORTER - abortion is still a hot issue with many voters. where do you stand on this issue?

HB - shut up.

REPORTER - gas prices are at record highs and the economy is slowing. what would you do about it.

HB - that is a stupid question. shut up.

REPORTER - you are not answering our questions. what can we do to get information from you so that voters can make a reasoned choice in 2008?

HB - ban me motherfucker.

That is a choice bit of reporting dcwrestlefan.

I see Pulitzers in your future.
 

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Hatched69 said:
But.....but.....you wanted BANNED!!! ???? :confused:

Are you from Pennsylvania? Reason I ask is that I'm interested in what the geographic range is of the idiomatic elimination of the verb "to be" in phrases like yours above (as opposed to 'you wanted to be banned').

And in other news, frankly, I'm accustomed to my vote being bought. I'm still waiting for the best offer.
 

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Matthew said:
Are you from Pennsylvania? Reason I ask is that I'm interested in what the geographic range is of the idiomatic elimination of the verb "to be" in phrases like yours above (as opposed to 'you wanted to be banned').

And in other news, frankly, I'm accustomed to my vote being bought. I'm still waiting for the best offer.
You'll be a judge on the Supreme Court with mercurialbliss.

After, all you carry the FUR HAMMER around at all times!


BANG!! BANG!!

Order in the COURT!!
 

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HickBoy said:
Well, it's down to you or mercurialbliss. If she's not interested, you've got the job. If she is, the three of us may need to meet and get something straight between us. Well, not perfectly straight. None of them are, you know.

I have a better idea, make me either your Secretary of Defense, or Chief of Staff. I don't think taking your place at the openings of secondary exhibitions will keep me happy permanently.
 

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ClaireTalon said:
I have a better idea, make me either your Secretary of Defense, or Chief of Staff. I don't think taking your place at the openings of secondary exhibitions will keep me happy permanently.

chief of staff has been spoken for. although this could be the first internal bickering/bitchfight session within the hickboy administration, if you wanna challenge me on it. we could make the nancy reagan and don regan thing look like nursery school. hahaha.
 

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dcwrestlefan said:
chief of staff has been spoken for. although this could be the first internal bickering/bitchfight session within the hickboy administration, if you wanna challenge me on it. we could make the nancy reagan and don regan thing look like nursery school. hahaha.

Actually you're challenging me! *sending out my alpha-female chirps* Well, to build the image of a softened compromise-fanatic, I'll say I take the post of the Secretary of Defense, and then make you my Chief of Staff. The only precondition there is that you report to me in person at least once a week, and prepare to make your percent work at that time.

Wouldn't that be nice? The first Secretary of Defense who's worth a centerfold for the "Stars & Stripes".
 

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ClaireTalon said:
Actually you're challenging me! *sending out my alpha-female chirps* Well, to build the image of a softened compromise-fanatic, I'll say I take the post of the Secretary of Defense, and then make you my Chief of Staff. The only precondition there is that you report to me in person at least once a week, and prepare to make your percent work at that time.

Wouldn't that be nice? The first Secretary of Defense who's worth a centerfold for the "Stars & Stripes".

sorry. this won't work. i need to be in charge of the entire staff, not just military. they would be hot looking. what else can anyone ask for?

(preparing notes for "larry king live" and my tell all book regarding the vipers in this administration if i don't get my way)
 

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dcwrestlefan said:
it was not publicized well, but HB had a news conference today to announce his intention to run for prez. it went something like this...

REPORTER - what are your plans for the war in iraq?

HB - we will deal with it. shut up.

REPORTER - abortion is still a hot issue with many voters. where do you stand on this issue?

HB - shut up.

REPORTER - gas prices are at record highs and the economy is slowing. what would you do about it.

HB - that is a stupid question. shut up.

REPORTER - you are not answering our questions. what can we do to get information from you so that voters can make a reasoned choice in 2008?

HB - ban me motherfucker.

If you're going to be my chief of staff you're going to have to stop misquoting me. It's "fuck off", not "shut up". I never tell people to shut up, as it's rude and juvenile.

Also, before I give you this appointment you will need to arrange for me to have sex with lots of tall redheads and brunettes who have big boobs and pretty faces. Women, not men. Sometimes in pairs or groups of three or four.

My influence will not come cheap, and neither should yours. This administration must have standards, man.
 

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You have my vote HB - for various naughty reasons that I am not at liberty to disclose at this time. :tongue:
 

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Matthew said:
Are you from Pennsylvania? Reason I ask is that I'm interested in what the geographic range is of the idiomatic elimination of the verb "to be" in phrases like yours above (as opposed to 'you wanted to be banned').

No, not PA. A minor grammatical "slip" after being awake for 36 hours.... Please excuse me.....
 

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Hatched69 said:
No, not PA. A minor grammatical "slip" after being awake for 36 hours.... Please excuse me.....

No excuse needed - people actually say it like that! I'm just trying to find out how widespread it is.

*runs away while looking through magnifying glass*





And, while I'm here - vote fucking HickBoy!