HickBoy sez "You're all a bunch of cunts"

[chicagosam]

Cunt. Glorious cunt!

Finally, the long missing lyrics from the musical Oliver. I think Bill Sykes was to have sung this to Nancy.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Finally, the long missing lyrics from the musical Oliver. I think Bill Sykes was to have sung this to Nancy.

That's funny - I had the tune of The Hippopotamus Song in my head.

Cunt, cunt, glorious cunt,
Nothing quite like a nice cleft in your front...

 

[deleted3782]

Actually, I'm quite short. :biggrin1:

Cunt yourself some slack, you're not that short.

I hope his swamp is appropriately gloomy...and that his Cypruses are bountiful.

 

[fortiesfun]

I am shocked and offended by this thread and repeated, uncultured use of a common curse word. As a protest, I insist on a bit of culture: specifically Shakespeare.

A quotation from Twelfth Night to raise the tone about here:

MALVOLIO
By my life, this is my lady's hand these be her
very C's, her U's and her T's and thus makes she her
great P's. It is, in contempt of question, her hand.

 

[jason_els]

Finally, the long missing lyrics from the musical Oliver. I think Bill Sykes was to have sung this to Nancy.

That's funny - I had the tune of The Hippopotamus Song in my head.

Cunt, cunt, glorious cunt,
Nothing quite like a nice cleft in your front...

I'm disappointed. Drifter's addition is a reference to Monty Python's SPAM song.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

I'm disappointed. Drifter's addition is a reference to Monty Python's SPAM song.

Then it should have been 'lovely cunt, wonderful cunt', not 'glorious cunt', shouldn't it?

 

[chicagosam]

Then it should have been 'lovely cunt, wonderful cunt', not 'glorious cunt', shouldn't it?

Im honor of the last ten days of Hickboy's ban, and his trimphant return on November 24th, I offer the other missing song from the musical Oliver—that old pederast Fagin singing to his young meal tickets about alternative lifestyles—"You've gotta poke a pussy or two."

I thank you.

 

[vince]

I've decide what to get all you cunts for Christmas.

The Cunt-Coloring-Book

 

[Calboner]

I've decide what to get all you cunts for Christmas.

The Cunt-Coloring-Book

It took me a while to figure out that it's just a coloring book with pictures of cunts. Your hyphenated version of the title led me to expect that it was a book about how to color your cunt, or else one about how to color pictures with your cunt (for those who have that equipment).

 

[jason_els]

Then it should have been 'lovely cunt, wonderful cunt', not 'glorious cunt', shouldn't it?

In theory, yes, if one were to use words other than cunt. On the other hand, your interpretation makes me think of Excellent Birds by Laurie Anderson and Peter Gabriel and I know in the UK you can't have cunt without birds.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

Well, since I'm a prick and you are all cunts... damn... I'll be exhausted.

Any assholes around?

 

[B_Nick8]

Any assholes around?

No one who'll cop to it. :wink:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Any assholes around?

Indubitably opworm:

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

I cunt believe that hickboy is coming back soon. Cunt he come back any sooner? I'm cunting down the days. I cunt even remember why the cuntry boy was banned, cunt somebody tell me?

 

[ManlyBanisters]

I cunt believe that hickboy is coming back soon. Cunt he come back any sooner? I'm cunting down the days. I cunt even remember why the cuntry boy was banned, cunt somebody tell me?

I cunt tell you - I cunt even assure you that he will be back.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

I cunt tell you - I cunt even assure you that he will be back.

So I might end up cunting forever?

 

[D_Ireonsyd_Colonrinse]

I believe the novelty of this cunt thread smorgasbord has plainly worn out its welcome.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

So I might end up cunting forever?

You cunt cunt on an end to your cunting. :theyareontome:

I believe the novelty of this cunt thread smorgasbord has plainly worn out its welcome.

I cunt agree. :no:

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

I'm afraid it's out of cuntrol.

 

[Calboner]

I believe the novelty of this cunt thread smorgasbord has plainly worn out its welcome.

I don't agree with your cuntention.

I'm afraid it's out of cuntrol.

Perhaps; but it will cuntinue.