Hickboy's Advice for the Lovelorn Wanderer

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    You got problems? Go ahead, ask a question. I'll do my best to help your poor brokedick self. Caveat: Questions that begin with "why" will probably get laughed at, scorned, mocked, then insulted.

    Anything else is free meat. Bring me your problems, children. My panel of experts and I won't let you down.
     
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    Why is a raven like a writing desk?!

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    Can you explain to me,How to find `G`-spot on my g/f.
    I found all the other A,B,C.....etc,but `G` can not find.
    ThanX.
     
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    Was wondering if wood chucks can really chuck wood??
     
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    Can you help me re-attach my F8 key?
     
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    I fucked her.
     
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    Lewis Carroll never intended for that riddle to have an answer. I won't bother with it either.
     
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    Pics or it didn't happen. :-D
     
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    The location and size of the 'G' spot vary so from one woman to the next that I can't give you a reliable answer. Two things have helped me, and I am happy to share them with you. 1. Read everything you can about the subject. Google will give you about 19,000,000 hits on this topic. 2. Communicate. That means LISTEN. Listen with your heart and mind, paying attention to non-verbal cues. Does she say and do things that are difficult to interpret? Ask questions, and try to do so in ways that are appropriate to the moment. Remember, it's about listening, assuming nothing and taking nothing for granted.

    You and your lady have fun discovering each other.
     
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    All the best minds at Hickboy Theological Seminary say, "Nobody knows, but be ready."
     
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    They can. Haven't you seen the fucking Geico commercials?
     
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    Bring him to Louisiana and kill him. "He needed killing" is still a valid legal defense there.
     
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    Yes. Bring the keyboard over, along with a six of Bass Ale.

    Running a dual-boot system?
     
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    Pic in one hand and shit in the other. See which one fills up first.
     
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    Lol thanks! You never disappoint!
     
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    If all is not lost, where is it?

    Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?


    You know how most packages say "Open here".
    What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?


    You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes,
    why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?


    If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

    When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

    If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
     
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    What do I need to know in order to operate a successful advice thread?
     
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