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What do I need to know in order to operate a successful advice thread?
Nothing, really. You just have to be a people person. Like me.
What do I need to know in order to operate a successful advice thread?
You have to know how to use velcro.What do I need to know in order to operate a successful advice thread?
You have to know how to use velcro.
Nothing, really. You just have to be a people person. Like me.
Sounds good to me.Yes. Bring the keyboard over, along with a six of Bass Ale.
Running a dual-boot system?
If all is not lost, where is it?
Technically, no. But I have a problem with that particular compound word. Usually what people refer to as smart-ass behavior is actually dumb-ass behavior.Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Follow the fucking instructions.You know how most packages say "Open here".
What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
It wouldn't help. The idea is not so much to get the plane back on the ground in one piece as it is to get the passengers back on the ground safe. If an indestructible plane hit the ground at 600 mph it would probably liquefy everyone inside it, killing all of them in the process.You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes,
why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
In case they see you coming.If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Bluer.When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Both, and most likely dead too.If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
In case they see you coming.
Give them a slap too, for being impertinent.Some people seem to get offended when I point out to them how stupid they are. What do you think I should do about this?
It does.1) Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Was that you?2) If 'between you and me, something smells' is the answer, what is the question?
Yes, because it's not about physical height.3) Can a short person 'talk down' to a taller person?
There is no such thing as invisible ink. All inks are visible as they are applied, and are rendered invisible after the writing has been done.4) How would you know when you were out of invisible ink?
Some people seem to get offended when I point out to them how stupid they are. What do you think I should do about this?
Do you see your name anywhere in the title of this thread? Fuck off.Give them a slap too, for being impertinent.
1) Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Huh?It does.
2) If 'between you and me, something smells' is the answer, what is the question?
Yes, if I'm your left ... or right ... eyeball, and you're my example of symmetry.Was that you?
There are too many of us.If you can fool some of the people all the time, and all of the people some of the time...why can't you fool all of the people all of the time?