Hickboy's Advice for the Lovelorn Wanderer

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Incognito says your very existence is the best evidence that there is no god.
And the smart money says he's right.
So ... why do you still think of seminary?
Huh?
DINGDINGDINGDING "WHY" QUESTION!!!

FUCK OFF! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

As if anything Incoconito has ever said has impressed me. He is nothing but a scared little boy... :biggrin1:
 

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Bluer.

Both, and most likely dead too.
Thank you, O wise one. I have more though:
  • Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
  • What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
  • If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
  • If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
  • I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
 

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Am I destined to live a life of relative peace punctuated by frequent outbursts from my insane family? Additionally, will I ever enjoy a single semester where I don't have to maniacally juggle school/work AND family drama?

I need answers, oh Hickboy of the wizened wisdom. I need answers, even if they break my fragile heart.
 

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Am I destined to live a life of relative peace punctuated by frequent outbursts from my insane family? Additionally, will I ever enjoy a single semester where I don't have to maniacally juggle school/work AND family drama?

I need answers, oh Hickboy of the wizened wisdom. I need answers, even if they break my fragile heart.

Put love first. Love yourself, and give to yourself first. I don't mean that you should do that to the exclusion of others; there is a balance point to be found, and it's yours and yours alone to find it. That may sound a bit scary, but it actually defines the only power you will really ever have in this life. Discipline and balance are aspects of love that are badly neglected, but if you don't apply them to yourself first you will wind up depleted, and of no use to yourself or those you care about.

Predictions? I don't make those. I sometimes long for just five minutes of peace, and that at times when I'm least likely to get it.

Send me a PM periodically and let me know how you're doing. :)

(Anytime my box isn't full.)
 
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1) Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Who said it had to?

2) If 'between you and me, something smells' is the answer, what is the question?

No one asked.

3) Can a short person 'talk down' to a taller person?

Yes.

4) How would you know when you were out of invisible ink?

Why would you care?

Why would you care? :confused:



What?
 

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Put love first. Love yourself, and give to yourself first. I don't mean that you should do that to the exclusion of others; there is a balance point to be found, and it's yours and yours alone to find it. That may sound a bit scary, but it actually defines the only power you will really ever have in this life. Discipline and balance are aspects of love that are badly neglected, but if you don't apply them to yourself first you will wind up depleted, and of no use to yourself or those you care about.
This is not a stenography exam.
Give your own answers.

Why would you care?

Why would you care? :confused:
Echo in here?