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Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by helgaleena, Mar 17, 2011.
By popular demand! :gasthrower: :jumping38: :bluboomteamenforcer:
Hickboy and his miniature giraffe are extinct from fucking off.
But maybe Hickboy is right: He is the sole member of the greatest species ever to flower on Earth.
Then he'd better be extra cautious, because I have a "living testimony" that God is a mean, gin-soaked wife-beating drunk. Sleep with your eyes open, Hickboy.
You're not talking about his great fat ass, are you?
Whatever it is, it's Hickboy's mantra, max.
"Go ask Hickboy ... I think he'll knoooooooooooooooow ...."
I don't believe Hickboy exists.
But that would make me a deluded wanker...
You may have a point! :biggrin1:
And quite possibly very literally pigheaded about it to boot, given your choice of avatar.lol.:biggrin: j/k there, MB, all love for ya.:kiss:
Miss Banisters, sometimes you say the most shocking things.:biggrin1:
Hickboy exists because you cannot prove he doesn't.
(My favorite creationist's logical construct).
(The Tea Party never heard of Bertrand Russell's Teapot.)
Is it short and stout? The teapot I mean, not Hickboy. Obviously.
It is short and stout and celestial.
I did hear that Hickboy has a handle, though. That should count for something.
At first I had thought Hickboy was the one who shot at me in Bolivia. Then I heard - HE NEVER MISSES!
He never misses?
Does that mean he intentionally shot cum up my nose that time?!?!
And Sam - I have finally managed to shock you. I can die happy...
Eureka! I have proof of the existence of Hickboy!
Would that require an extremely small dick or extremely large nostrils, and where can this performance be found on YouTube?
Wishful thinking on your part, Miss Banisters, but keep on trying. You're bound to have success on that account some day. I hope this doesn't mean that you will now have to live in misery. :biggrin:
Neither - the dick is not required to be in the nostril for the cum to be shot up the nose - Indeed had he been trying to get his cock into my nose (regardless of any size mismatch) I would have been certain the cum was intended to go there. As it was, at the time the cum was shot up my nostril his cock was about a metre from my nose.
Well, I don't have to...
A power shot with bullseye aim. Yowza! I'm impressed. Unfortunately, if everyone did that, it might lead to extinction or a lot of clogged noses.
I''m relieved. Otherwise, I would have to call you again.:biggrin1: