hiding a hardon in your pants from co-workers?

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  1. B_Marius567

    B_Marius567 New Member

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    I was trying hide a hardon in my pants and a woman saw it and smilled so I went to the restroom and see alot of precum hanging off my penis.

    how do you hide a hardon from co-workers ?

    what will you do if you saw me like this ?
     
  2. D_Portelay Porquesword

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    I believe you are asking two questions :

    1. Very carefully. Have done so for years.
    2. Nothing. Look the other way and allow you your dignity.
     
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    i have the same problem i get random hardons and cant hide them well, seems like were around the same size, it can be annoying
     
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    i dont get hard in public unless i want to. i have pretty good control of my dick, which is fortunate because something tells me that if i did get an accidental hardon my goofy awkwardness would only draw more attention to it lol.
     
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    I just put it in my pocket :laugh2::eek:.
     

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    Unfortunately, or should I say fortunately, it's not so cool to have a visible hard-on at work, as for those those young guys in school going through puberty, with those explainable "raging hormones."

    How should a guy hide it? Mentally suppress it, if that's possible. They say that self-control is a virtue.

    What would I do if I saw one? Probably nothing. Respect the other guy's dignity, and not let on that I had noticed. Penises get hard. Fact of life. Like who hasn't got a stiffie at one time or another?
     
  7. D_Keziah Binbanger

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    Stop thinking about it and don't look at your co-workers with a "oups I have a hard-on look". Often, your behavior when you have a boner is what attracts people to it.
     
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    2 simple words.

    SHIRT TAILS
     
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    I just put it in my pocket :laugh2::eek:.

    kkhg 018.jpg (67.7 KB, 74 views)

    Made me laugh--great pic! thanks for the laugh-Randll hehehe
     
  10. lucky8

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    thats why i wear boxer-briefs...to hide my occasional random woody
     
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    They happen, even with the best undies on. If i happen to see one, i just ignore it and move on.
     
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    sometimes not easy but it straight up ore when time toilet and jerk off that always solve that kind of problem
     
  13. alex8.5

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    Think of your Moms grizzly pussy. That will shrink it. When it happens to me, I try to find as seat and wait it out.
     
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    it is a natural thing, so i never hide mine. I let it show. Women with big breast never hide their chest or nipples. I wont hide my hardon.
     
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    Make sure nobody is on your left when you do that, or they might get shot at... lol
    Like the picture, i'd end up having to rummage for my keys, then that would be embarrassing having to move my cock out the way..
     
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    I would have done the same thing as your coworker did if I noticed someone had a hardon at work. Just smile and go on. Heck, I am a social nudist.....at least you have clothes on. You won't get arrested or anything. Some people will notice and some people won't. The only people that I have noticed that will get offended is people that are jealous.......women that have been molested as a child and they think every hard dick that they see is only hard because of them.....and they take it personally like you plan to do them harm with it. And probably religious people because of their particular views.

    How do you hide a hardon from coworkers? I guess just do the best that you can. Push it to the side. Untuck your shirt if you can. If you are sitting down, put something on your lap......Think Baseball, baseball, baseball. It should go down after a while.

    What would I do if I saw you like this? I would probably smile and give you a little wink. If a woman notices and smiles that is giving you a compliment. You have been noticed. I would think that is a good thing.

    Only thing is......I wouldn't want this to be an all the time thing. You don't want to be the employee that is known to have a 24 hour boner all the time. You don't want to become the talk at the water cooler.

    Hope my 2 cents helps
     
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    Penis + Cock Cage = Freedom.
     
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    With skill...

    When I was a teenager someone tried to show me their hardon. I just pretended not to notice and ignored their future advances.
    If someone has an accidental one then I would just mooove on and pretend not to have seen it. It saves embarrassment on their part and mine.
     
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    Definitely don't go commando. Its almost impossible to hide if you do. I get random hardons at work, but luckily I have a desk job, so it hasnt' been too much of a problem.
     
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