hiding bulges

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by GoneA, Oct 21, 2005.

  1. GoneA

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    Switch to briefs. Even I could recongnize that....and I'm God.
     
  2. Matthew

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    I knew I recognized you.
     
  3. GoneA

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    I knew I recognized you.
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    Yes, I'm God, and my only flaw is spelling the word r-e-c-o-g-n-i-z-e-d.

    Geez.
     
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    Personally, this prompts the question: "why are you so concerned with hiding it?"
     
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    Maybe he doesn't like superficial people thinkin of him only as a walking, talking dildo?
     
  6. GoneA

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    Maybe he doesn't like superficial people thinkin of him only as a walking, talking dildo?
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    Who cares what people think....they die eventually.
     
  7. Kenn

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    Have to agree here with KinkGuy. Why are you so worried about hiding it? I have always been very proud of my bulge and happy to show it. If it really is an issue with you though, shop around and I'm sure you'll find some underwear to obscure it.
     
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    Who cares what people think....they die eventually.
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    People handle things differently. I know I'd totally hate being thought of as a walking talking dildo.
     
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    People handle things differently. I know I'd totally hate being thought of as a walking talking dildo.
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    it be even worse if you thought you WERE a walking talking dildo.....they have thight white jakets and small white rooms for people like that.
     
  10. jonb

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    Except they don't want you to talk.
     
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    I'm with KinkGuy: Why do you want to hide your bulge completely?
     
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    KinkGuy's got it!
    I've had a large bag (mostly balls) hanging down my left leg, whether in 3-piece suit, jeans or boxer-briefs. It is the first that most strangers notice...I've not given it a second thought...whether they're interested in me, my smile or my ass!
     
  13. GoneA

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    Clue: I think that's beyond your power to control and keeping your hand over it is only exacerbating the issue, where you girlfriend accusation is concerned.

    I think you should let girlfriend know: it's all part in parcel of you .
     
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    I don't like hiding mine, I naturally hang down to the left and I wear boxers so it is very common for me to have a big bulge. However, the attention that it brings is sometimes too much and I have to wear very baggy cloths to hide it. I get comments, stares, people following me, ect. I like the attention, but it is too much attention from a lot of people. So I try to tone it down, since walkin' around with an large orange sized bulge in your wranglers attracts just about everyone around here. Seems like a lot of people say hello to me when it is showing, and they are not shy at staring directly at me.

    -- Bill
     
  15. GoneA

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    what does that say about you?
     
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    People are going to think what they want to, regardles of what you do. I would wear the clothes that you feel most comfy in and keep moving.
     
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    "Parcel" is another word for package. Sorry, I just couldn't resist.
     
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    I find the best way to "hide" and still be comfortable is to wear midway boxer briefs and dark pants, preferably loose or with deep pleats at the waist. For casual dress wear shirts untucked, with the tails out.

    Dark pants make show shadows less. An untucked shirt will cover and through it's own shadow. Pleats allow for more room, so that the shade is less obvious.
     
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    Boxer-briefs also work, I assume.
     
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    I normally don't hide my bulge, because I enjoy seeing peoples reaction when they see it. If I absolutely don't want it to show, compression shorts are the only way to go. I think they are made of spandex, but they are made more like the dimensions of a boxer short. Gives the genitals more room.
     
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