Hiding condoms and sex toys when living with family

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  1. bigboner69

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    Alright im 19 and i live with my brothers and parents my mother and bros are major snoopers and i was wondering where you guys hide your condoms and sex toys where no one would ever look.Thanks
     
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    Buy a key locking/padlocked case.
    I have a leather one from Babeland, but Goodvibes has similar stuff available online.
    Don't lose the key like I did... went a few weeks without my dildo until I found the spare.
     
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    Ah yes, I remember those days even though it was many years ago.

    Luckily we respected each others privacy so it was no problem.
     
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    When i lived at home I had lots of favourite spots. For example beewteen the boxspring and the matress, in the far back corner of my closet with a box of old papers, but my favourite, and i pass this along to you, is if you have a chest odf drawers in your room, or a nightstand that has a drawer, take the bottom one and pull it out so you can see the floor. then put all your shit in ther and put the drawer back. They may look in the drawer but never under.

    Happy trails!
     
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    I never had any sex toys, but when I still lived at home, I kept my condoms in my top dresser drawer...

    I doubt that my parents ever went through my stuff...they never suspected that I was up to anything...
     
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    Your thread strikes close to home...so to speak.

    I came up with dozens of hiding places when my folks visited but dismissed them all. In the end, I wrapped everything up and gave the goods to a friend for storage.

    My place was 100.00% family-proof the whole time.

    Do try it at home.
     
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    do u mean under the drawer like under the entire dresser
     
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    i dont see why they would be mad if you had condoms. you're practicing safer sex methods....haha sex toys on the other hand:confused:
     
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    A friend of mine hid them in the Costco-sized Metamucil container. Ain't nobody gonna go snooping in there.
     
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    the prob with that is my mom and bros work out and they might use protein or fiber of mine
     
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    the problem with that is my family works out and they might use it
     
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    yeah remove the bottom drawer and then stash them under there in the empty space so when you put the dawer back you cant see it. FOOLPROOF! the only way to get to it is to remove the drawer
     
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    Plus your mom may want to clean up everywhere 'cos she thinks you won't...and your dad may want to fix everything in your room...

    How about a portable safe? You could have one for your passport, cash, etc.
     
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    Condoms in desk, everyone can see it if they want. I don't mind, I'm prepared and safe for the big day :biggrin1:
     
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    I just put my shit in my cabinet and don't lock it. I don't care if anyone finds it, perfectly healthy and important stuff to have. condoms + fleshlight + anal toy
     
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    I kept mine in my bottom drawer covered by some old clothes and stuff. I made a friend promise if anything ever happened to me he would come clear tout my toy collection before my parents got to them.
     
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    Just because they are snoopy doesn't mean you have to put it under lock and key, it's not drugs. If it's out of the way and they find it so what, your 19, you are an adult.
     
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    Reminds me of the gay pact that was common in the earlier waves of aids deaths. In the event of the worst, a mate had to get round and clear out the porn and toys before the relatives got in. I had to do this once, and was left with a stash of some pretty extreme stuff it took a while to discretely dispose of. I'm glad I got to deal with it, and not his sister.
     
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    If they snoop around like you think they do, just snoop around at their rooms too! I'm sure you will find stuff they hide.
    At your age it's not a big deal to have condoms. And why shouldn't you have some sextoys? You're a big boy now, so you play with toys for big boys.
     
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    Nice thread, made me chuckle...

    Reminds me of a friend of mine who had the worlds largest toy collection.
    She was moving house and had her father helping her, so she packs up all her toys into a huge box, tapes it up, and left it in the bedroom away from all the other boxes so it can go in her car and not risk bursting in the van with her dad.

    Off they all go, she hands the keys into the estate agent, gets the keys to her new place and settles down to a night of unpacking.

    Only to find she had left the box behind, in the bedroom. (The best bit was she was talking to me on the phone when she realised! Wish I had it on tape!).

    I can only guess what the new tenants made of it when they moved in!
     
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