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Hey all!
Ok, I have a weird question but bear with me. Now I wouldn't say I was crazy well hung, maybe a bit over average but when I get turned on it gets really thick (it's kinda spread out a bit since my last pictures) and I'm having trouble hiding it at work (damn you sexy young guys! ).
See now what I used to do and still try to do is basically feed it down my left leg and then lift my leg as if I'm leaning on my right leg. Ok yes so it makes me look like I'm part flamingo and part hat-stand but at least it's (I hope) less obvious (unless I'm wearing baggy trousers in which case I turn pretty much purple and attempt to quietly shimmy away when possible).
The only problem is that now I don't have much moving room as whenever I walk it is actually getting in the way and giving me this kind of mini-limp which is a bit less than attractive and my colleagues keep taking the piss since one of them happened to wander on here and recognised my pictures. :redface:
The face ones I mean.
I've tried angling it up so that it's held in by my waist band but it always peeks over the rim by about an inch or so and there's no explaining that away but I'm tired of my boner-limp!
Does anyone have any suggestions? Anything at all? I'm open to suggestions so long as they're, you know, not completely stupid. :tongue:
Ok, I have a weird question but bear with me. Now I wouldn't say I was crazy well hung, maybe a bit over average but when I get turned on it gets really thick (it's kinda spread out a bit since my last pictures) and I'm having trouble hiding it at work (damn you sexy young guys! ).
See now what I used to do and still try to do is basically feed it down my left leg and then lift my leg as if I'm leaning on my right leg. Ok yes so it makes me look like I'm part flamingo and part hat-stand but at least it's (I hope) less obvious (unless I'm wearing baggy trousers in which case I turn pretty much purple and attempt to quietly shimmy away when possible).
The only problem is that now I don't have much moving room as whenever I walk it is actually getting in the way and giving me this kind of mini-limp which is a bit less than attractive and my colleagues keep taking the piss since one of them happened to wander on here and recognised my pictures. :redface:
The face ones I mean.
I've tried angling it up so that it's held in by my waist band but it always peeks over the rim by about an inch or so and there's no explaining that away but I'm tired of my boner-limp!
Does anyone have any suggestions? Anything at all? I'm open to suggestions so long as they're, you know, not completely stupid. :tongue: