hiding the penis.

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by psidom, Oct 5, 2006.

  1. psidom

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    ok so i noticed my male str8 friends look at my crotch alot.
    i used to wear boxers...which gave the "freeballing" feel.
    but i noticed all my friends eyes were always dropping at my bulge.
    i thought maybe i was just being selfconcious...
    so i decided i would freeball one day and it was even MORE obvious
    that i was catching their attention...i did not want this. eww.

    so i where bikini briefs to push it out of sight.
    and they quit gawking...thing is NOW, they begin bragging about how big they are
    i asked one guy i just met for a beer and he said "after i fuck your girlfriend"

    this is how things changed...when i freeball they are nice/scared when i hide
    they are macho and borderline violent.WTF!!!
    these guys thought rick solomon was GIGANTIC!
    and tommy lee...he was just a masterphallus! :) lol.

    does anyone here have similar stuff ever happen? what do you do without
    being a macho twirp.
     
  2. fkaKyuhaku

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    i too laugh when people say tommy lee is gigantic. those people should give lpsg a look.

    as for your problem, i dont really see the point to hiding it, but i guess im just a different person. either way you need to be proud. what i do is often i wear briefs to tuck it back, cuz i wear tight pants and it can be pretty uncomfortable it i wear boxers (major wedgie), but i also have boxer breifs, and on occasions, or when im with friends, or just in a show off kind of mood, i let it go down my leg. I think you should try and find a balance. When your friends start mouthing off, just remind em the next day that youre the alpha male lol.
     
  3. psidom

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    see...i hate doing that.
    i feel shallow and stupid like calso from that 70's show...just a meathed.
    but i was left with no choice and i began doing just that...not hiding myself.

    i am *incapable of getting my dick to go down my leg.lol. (your huge man)
    i am more like our average slutty friend tommy lee. (7x6.5)
    just my curve is highly pronounced in my crotch area.(go figure)lol.
    and i usually get crossed arms and legs.
    cold shoulder..."wierd" is the only way i can explain it.
    like i just shit on their rug....and THEN my girlfriend comes up.
    every effin time...so...did you guys ever_______? type questions.

    it feels like they wonder about my junk...
    i do not like that feeling...i feel like they are more infatuated with cock
    than any girl i met.
    so i hide haha...also he will ask obscure penis questions.
    like can i wrap it around my wrist...which i can, and he got
    really wierded out...i kinda wish i lied!!

    why ask shit if you know the answer may possibly make you feel
    wierd!! ya know... lately they are really competitive with everything, like
    they want to fight me and then "just kidding" ha ha ha...it makes me nervous.
    thanx for letting me vent bruv...in a way i am glad i am not hung.lol.
     
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    Your friends are dumb.
     
  5. Hirsute

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    Psidom

    I'm sorry but I don't understand a word of your message.
    Your syntax is deplorable and the gist of your problem isn't quite evident to me.
    I must be getitng old or the English language has evolved to a sad state!
     
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    its a subconscious monkey-man thing... the dominant male.. whatever.
    i used to think my best friend was huge, at the time(in hindsight) i let him call all the shots. recently i found out, all things considered, were pretty much even. and things have balanced out.

    if you have that much of a problem with it i suggest hanging out with a more evolved species.

    good luck.
     
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    i think youre over thinking it a bit, you sound a little obsessive. honestly you shouldnt have to worry about this, and perhaps it is your surroundings (friends etc.) that are creating this problem for you.
     
  8. psidom

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    well to be honest it is obsessive...it has dominated my thoughts.
    and obviously "ditching" the bros is a logical idea...but they are all i have.
    i need a social life that i somewhat like.
    no worries i will make do.
    thanx for the input. :)
     
  9. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    The measure of a man is not the size of his penis or testicles. It isn't even the size of his muscles, his wealth, etcetera. It is the way you live your life and treat other people that determines the size of the man. That means madame Zora is more of a man than a lot of muscle men. ooooo I bet that twisted some knickers.
    I have known mean who large penises that were just two-legged dicks. I have known mean with tiny equipment that were giants among men. Start focusing on your good traits and not your body.
     
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