Hiding your hardons/buldges?

[N68]

Do you suffer from Celebrity Penis? Think Michael Fassbender, Jon Ham, where the more attention your dong gets, it embarrasses you.

Is it socially awkward if you're a hung straight guy and you're not intentionally trying to get attention to your bulge protruding, or the accidental boners?

I've said in another thread, most mornings, as I get up walk outside my door and turn left, there's fucking bevy of schlongs just walking down the hallway.

Some guys are literally walking with a towel on their backs into the bay area butt ass naked.

OR, Sometimes morning wood sticking straight the fuck up in their shorts. Not a shame or care in the world.


I have mere seconds to snap back to reality, keep a straight face, keep the erection down, and not stare.

Still there are times, I get the impression for some it "maybe" embarrassing since they're around guys as they hurry and cover up the crotch. Maybe a reddened face hints they've caught some unwanted attention.


I've know friends who are hung, when they catch an eye or 2 longer gazing longer than they expect at their package , they cover up, shift it in their shorts, conceal the bulge in some way.

 

[N68]

Oh, I forgot one more. This smoking hot Latino I know in a work related situation. He's obviously has struggles with his sexuality. So he often will bends my ear about his sexually fluid conquests.

Sometimes his details get a little racy. I make sure to endorse appropriate boundaries.

As he leaving my office, I catch him covering his junk to hide his obvious had on.

 

[Badunkbadonk]

Need practical advice on how to hide my bulge. It’s ridiculously big, and I need some strategies for keeping it under wraps, so to speak. The attention is fine when I want it, but irritating or embarrassing most of the time. I need brands, colors, patterns, cuts, undies, slacks or jeans? Skinny, straight, athletic? I am clueless!

 

[Permabulger]

View attachment 6689631 Need practical advice on how to hide my bulge. It’s ridiculously big, and I need some strategies for keeping it under wraps, so to speak. The attention is fine when I want it, but irritating or embarrassing most of the time. I need brands, colors, patterns, cuts, undies, slacks or jeans? Skinny, straight, athletic? I am clueless!

If I’m wearing a loose shirt and I don’t want the attention, I’ll sometimes tuck up out the waist of my pants, then the loose shirt can cover it and it doesn’t matter if I get aroused or not. However, only works with loose shirts. Tight shirts just show it off more and more obviously

 

[609614]

My wife worked with me before we dated and she later on said that I was a talk of the office girls with regards to bulging in suit pants and khakis. It really embarrassed me when she told me as that was never my intention. I was frequently giving presentations up on a small stage at the time so it made it even more noticeable apparently. Oy.