High protein breakfast means...

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    ... high protein farts!! Nice, wet, curdling, ass-cheek-blubber-flapping, sphicter-dialating, bowel-emptying, rectum-howling, tummy-rumbling, r-e-l-i-e-f--spelling, underwear-rippling, pants-dutch-ovening, chair-staining, ball-vibrating, toilet-amplifying, shower-splattering, fratboy-envying, friendship-tensioning, family-disowning, relationship-ending, lpsg-sharing, operatically juicy fart! :biggrin1:
     
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    Pecker, cleanup on aisle 12!
     
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    You stink.
     
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    Dude you really need to go back on your meds.
     
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    What is wrong w/this guy and the scatalogical threads?!
     
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    More like one through twelve. :puke:
     
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    An unfortunate obsession for him.

    And for us.
     
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    To say it again as Bette Davis once said...Hiiime going to Vaaahhhhmiiit!
     
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    Haven't we had enough of this infantile scatological "humor" already?

    Seriously, mods...at what point does this qualify as spamming? At the very least, please move it to the appropriate forum.
     
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    Ha! My Audience luvs me!
     
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    Somebody really ought to shitcan this thread....
     
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    Too bad you weren't around in the 1770s or 1780s to correspond with Mozart (sample).

    Edited to add: the translation is somewhat bowdlerized, as it uses the word "muck" in order to reproduce Mozart's rhymes. The word Mozart uses is "Dreck," which means "crap."
     
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    I'm touched that you give... a shit... about me!!! (Ha! get it: scatalogical... shit... Hehehe!) :biggrin1:
     
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