High protein breakfast means...

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... high protein farts!! Nice, wet, curdling, ass-cheek-blubber-flapping, sphicter-dialating, bowel-emptying, rectum-howling, tummy-rumbling, r-e-l-i-e-f--spelling, underwear-rippling, pants-dutch-ovening, chair-staining, ball-vibrating, toilet-amplifying, shower-splattering, fratboy-envying, friendship-tensioning, family-disowning, relationship-ending, lpsg-sharing, operatically juicy fart! :biggrin1:
 

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Haven't we had enough of this infantile scatological "humor" already?

Seriously, mods...at what point does this qualify as spamming? At the very least, please move it to the appropriate forum.
 

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Too bad you weren't around in the 1770s or 1780s to correspond with Mozart (sample).

Edited to add: the translation is somewhat bowdlerized, as it uses the word "muck" in order to reproduce Mozart's rhymes. The word Mozart uses is "Dreck," which means "crap."
 
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