hilarious joke

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  1. smallman

    smallman New Member

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    a small man walks into a bar and strikes up a conversation with an attractive young lady.


    they have a few drinks and the young lady suddenly look hungrily at the "pants boner" the small man is sporting. "you look like you have a big cock, I wanna play with it later," she whispers in his ears.

    "well, it really isn't that big - only five inches," he confesses. "but do you still want to touch it?"


    She smiles and replies "I'd love too but I don't think you can make it over to my place."


    "Why?" He wonders.

    "Because you are probably going to kill yourself, as you should, because you have the dick of an infant", she quips.
     
  2. Rikter8

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    Ouch.
     
  3. smallman

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    yeah, i like how it's less funny than just plain mean
     
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    That's not funny, but harsh
     
  6. D_Willy W Wanking Jr

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    :puke:

    Is that a joke? I don't get it.
     
  7. GoneA

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    not funny.
     
  8. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Asinine, and the ending was fucked up. :nopity: :mad: :shrug:
     
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    that was really bogish:eek:
     
  10. B_caneadea

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    :mad: HILARIOUS!?!?:mad:
    Please explain to me what is even remotely amusing here........
     
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