Hilarious story re penis size self-delusion.

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    #1 drabman, May 17, 2011
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    The link seems to have stopped working for some reason. Not sure if it's permanently down, so here's the text, just in case.



    "How do you get a condom out of your ass (this isn't fake, I really need help)

    I told my boyfriend forever that I didn't want to do anal but he kept on giving me his puppy dog beg face. Eventually I caved. Anyways he likes to wear trojan magnums. His d*** obviously is not big enough but I play along because it helps his confidence. With sex it's OK, sometimes it gets loose but never has fully come off, unfortunately when we did anal this afternoon, it came off. I don't know what to do, I can't get it out. I don't want to go to the doctor because its so embarrassing!
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    AHAHAHAAHHAHA

    Oh sweet jesus that is funny
     
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    Oh, that poor girl.. xD
     
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    Seems like I can't access it. Redirects to the main page... Does anyone have the full thing saved? Or is it just those four lines?
     
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    He posted it.. just scroll down the thread, he made another post with the text. :wink:
     
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    Isn't she sweet, "I play along because it helps his confidence"

    Fail.
     
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    heh. just tell her to wait for nature to call.

    on trojans, wtf. you can fit an ordinary condom over your head.
     
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    Shh dont ruin his illusion of masculinity.
     
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    that was hilarious...
     
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    This is bullshit, because the next time she shit it would come flying out.
     
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    Possibly - but on the other hand it could be genuine and she might simply be panicking unnecessarily. Anyway it isn't 100% certain that it would be passed - at least not immediately.
     
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    sort of hard to believe that she "couldn't get it out" if he isn't pushing deep, the condom isn't going to get buried deep. reach in and pull it out?

    The story is funny though, I do know someone who wears magnums with his gf but when I saw his porno he was about 6" I suppose you can hold them on with your hand?
     
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