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Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by D_Elijah_MorganWood, Oct 20, 2005.

  1. D_Elijah_MorganWood

    D_Elijah_MorganWood New Member

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    Put these on the shelf next to the pills promising to make dicks bigger:
    Click Here
     
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    Oh
    My
    God

    *snort*

    that's brilliant...
     
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    heheh, cute. We've heard about women experimenting with viagra, and having some variable results... wonder what happens when a guy takes this stuff? (Probably nothing, just like when women take it...)

    Or if it does work, would a woman really want her snapper all cramped up for a whole week?
     
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    I'm wondering about the liability exposure of claiming to help prevent STDs. Jesus Christ, that's WORSE than the bullshit penis pills!
     
  5. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    I like the "Loss of relationships due to size".

    Can you picture a guy saying "sorry honey, your pussy is just too loose. So long"

    The "helps prevent STD's" part is what puts this one over the top.
     
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    under the FAQs:

    "Can virgins use Gripper Vagina Pill?"
    "No, they cannot."
     
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    If they aren't cheaper than the penis pills, then you don't need them, right?
     
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    AND it helps speed up the HEALING PROCESS after having a baby!

    wtf
     
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    It appears to have more probability of working than the Penis pills

    Guess who's bored at work and has been busy Googling

    Most of the ingredients are latin names for plants e.g. OCIMUM-BASILICUM = Basil

    However the active ingredients appear to be;

    ABRUSPRECATORIUS - Which is used as a contraceptive or to enduce abortions (I didn't read that on there advert!) This may cause a tightening of the muscles surrounding the Vagina as a side effect though

    QUERCUS INFECTORIA - Tightens membranes but more importantly is an astringent which will send all muscles into a slight spasm which will of course tighten vaginal walls as a side effect

    TERMINALIA CHUBULA - a herbal remedy to heal things in that general region so this may be where the health benefit claims come from
     
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    Blokes taking it might find their piss hole closes up. Should have an interesting side effect, and the penis expands and the guy ends up with a water balloon hanging off him!
     
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