Hillary's Team

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    Bill Clinton has joined as a political advisor on the 'Hillary For President' team.

    Bill is now jetting around the country in his private executive transport 'meeting

    and greeting' prospective voters...
     

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    I wonder how many flight attendants it has giving helpful intruction on the various ways to get off?
     
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    Is it odd that a plane can make me hot?
     
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    Hehehe... all I could think was "Landing strip".
     
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    Uh oh.. does this put me in trouble again?
     

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    From a purely visual point of view, a plane is a phallic object. And there's a double talk when you think about sticks, cockpits, exhaust nozzles and call a rough flight a bumper ride.

    I surely wouldn't want to work as a pilot for him. There are more sexy guys than him, really. Was a good president, though. Good job.
     
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    I know it’s a bit old hat now, but I thought the following might be apt in this thread; it won first prize in a writing competition:

    Reporting the reporter
    Or
    Little Whitehouse lies.

    Apparently Bill Clinton did! Exclaims front-page Guru, having interviewed jilted kiss-and-tell lover Monica, now over presidential quibble. Reportedly, she turned up voluntarily with x-chromosomes, yelling zippergate!
     
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    Go Hillary
     
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    LOL... :biggrin1: that's probably how Bill got inspired to take action in the first place!!!
     
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    I dont know who to vote for I may just stay home sines I dont like any of then
     
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    I almost understood this.
     
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    Ok; it’s probably the way it’s laid out; I should have thought before posting, Doah! The outline of the competition was to create a complete story in 26 words as is the same number of letters in the alphabet, the hyphenated words counting as 1 word. The first word of the story had to start with ‘A’ and continue chronologically through to ’z’. The hyphens were allowed at judges discretion and it appeared mine were deemed reasonable.
     
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    I find it curious that straight men have been submitting photos of Hilary Clinton comparing her to Hitler when it's the current President of the United States of America that has and is doing the greatest harm in dismantling civil liberties and openly in support of changing the Constitution. Am I the only one noticing this particular irony?
     
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    Yeah, I could understand comparing with Charlie Chapline because they both have the same moustache. It's just that Hilary dosen't wear hers in public; boom, boom.
     
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