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tallguypns said:
Yes, I admit my humor is mostly corny. But sometimes corn is a good side dish.

Here's an Alberta-born boy who will tell you corn is good. And so are sugar beets.

Alberta is also a good place to make movies about concupiscent cowboys. (It is a historical fact that they made such a movie in mah home province.) Except them weren't cowboys ... them were shepherds.

And shepherds do that stuff.

So what was the fuss?

Theories, Tallguy?
 

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senor rubirosa said:
Here's an Alberta-born boy who will tell you corn is good. And so are sugar beets.

Alberta is also a good place to make movies about concupiscent cowboys. (It is a historical fact that they made such a movie in mah home province.) Except them weren't cowboys ... them were shepherds.

And shepherds do that stuff.

So what was the fuss?

Theories, Tallguy?

I cant offer any theories until I look up the definition of concupiscent.
 

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A Mexican, an American, and a Pollock are all in an airplane Flying over Mexico.
The Mexican drops a pear on his country.
When the American asks why he says he loves his country.
Then they're flying over the US and the American drops an apple.
When the Pollock asks why he says because he loves his country.
Then they're flying over the Pollock's country and the Pollock drops a bomb.
When the American and the Mexican ask why he says because he hates his country.
A while later the Mexican is walking the streets and he sees a boy who is crying.
He asks why and the boy says because a pear fell out of the sky and hit him on the head.
The American is walking the streets and he sees a little girl crying.
When he asks her why she says because an apple fell out of the sky and hit her on the head.
The Pollock is walking the streets and he comes to a man that is laughing.
When he asks him why the man says, "Because I farted and the building behind me blew up!"
 

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novice_btm said:
Now, THAT'S one hysterical fart.

P.S. Does Heinz know you call him "Heinz", and shouldn't it be "Fritz"? :rolleyes:

In a word, yes, he knows. He knows everything. You should know that.

Fritz? A bit late. You should take that friggin' hat off. Your mentation might improve.

But I'll think about it.

Fritz? Fritz?

No, Fritz is supercilious ... and I ask you, is there any need, under God's warm sun, to reinforce the supercilious in Al.... in Heinz?

I think not.