Hitlist charts - whod you like to fuck?

[jonb]

Halle Barry (Needless to say, I was addicted to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue in my teen years.)
Christina Aguilera (She can't sing, but Carson Daly and Fred Durst had to keep her around for something.)
Paris Hilton (Another no-talent hack who can fuck.)
Liv Tyler (The best thing about Liv Tyler is, her dad isn't that overprotective.)
Madonna (She's twice my age, but she could teach me a thing or two. Or infinity.)

 

[funnyfeet]

5. Britney Spears- trashy i know, but i can look past it

4. Selma Hayek- Dear lord

3.Carmen Electra- shes incredible

2.Elisabeth Harnois- shes on point pleasant- she makes me drool

1. Kristanna Loken- 5 feet 11 inches of perfection (Terminator 3 Robot)( Hotter in real life)


Pic of Kristanna- OH MY GOD
More Kristanna
Even More Kristanna- let this one load, the last pic is my favorite
Pic of Elisabeth Harnois
Last pic of Elisabeth- hott even in a coat

 

[BruceSter]

DAMN, how could I only forget Carmen and Kristanna - both are H-O-T!!

Bruce

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by jonb@Mar 22 2005, 08:53 PM
Paris Hilton (Another no-talent hack who can fuck.)

She's disqualified, Jon: the original question specified singers and actresses.

Come, to think of it, one of your other choices is Madonna. Singer or actress? It's a stretch to really consider her as either.


@ funnyfeet: Same applies to Britney.

 

[jonb]

I should've known you'd get in a joke about Madonna. She might not have much talent, but honestly, for a fantasy, you don't need much. I guess my sixth choice would be Pamela Anderson, or whatever her last name is currently.

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by jonb@Mar 22 2005, 08:53 PM
Halle Barry (Needless to say, I was addicted to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue in my teen years.)
Christina Aguilera (She can't sing, but Carson Daly and Fred Durst had to keep her around for something.)
Paris Hilton (Another no-talent hack who can fuck.)
Liv Tyler (The best thing about Liv Tyler is, her dad isn't that overprotective.)
Madonna (She's twice my age, but she could teach me a thing or two. Or infinity.)

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Jonb, I'm shocked! Would never have figured you to go for the bimbo type!

Men never cease to amaze me.....

 

[jonb]

Not for any relationship, just for fantasies. It's hard to gauge a celebrity's knowledge, so when asked about celebrity fantasies, I really have no choice but the bimbo type.

 

[madame_zora]

Yeah, I guess no one knows how to build a plastic fuck doll like Hollywood.

 

[jonb]

Well, it's nothing new: Those Venus figurines you see feminists always reproducing while waxing imaginative about matriarchy? One theory is that they were Pleistocene pinups. Makes sense to me; Paleolithic men needed some sexual release, and prior to the rise of cities, women weren't it. (Women could be it, but the last thing a woman needs while out gathering or doing farm work is children only nine months apart.)

 

[lapdog2001]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Mar 25 2005, 12:50 PM
Yeah, I guess no one knows how to build a plastic fuck doll like Hollywood.

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Here is the Ultimate Hollywood Plastic Fuck Doll!
Real Doll

LapDog

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by lapdog2001@Mar 25 2005, 10:31 PM
Here is the Ultimate Hollywood Plastic Fuck Doll!
Real Doll

If you have a fantasy involving necrophilia.

 

[DadsAreUs]

Originally posted by jonb@Mar 25 2005, 02:38 AM
I should've known you'd get in a joke about Madonna. She might not have much talent, but honestly, for a fantasy, you don't need much. I guess my sixth choice would be Pamela Anderson, or whatever her last name is currently.

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I think she's quite brilliant and talented, myself.

 

[black_hung]

Madonna has made a little go a very long way. She can sing a little and a capable dancer. She has made this last for a twenty year career. Earning millions on the way. This was possible by her business mind. Good luck to her.
Good singers, Aretha Franklin, Gladys Knight, Anita Baker, Whitney Houston(pre substance abuse problems), Teena Marie, and Celine Dion( she has her critics,but the lady can sing).
Getting back to the original question,
1. Jamie Foxx
2. Hugh Jackman
3. Halle Berry
4. Chris Melloni (oz,tv show)

 

[13788]

NelsonMuntz84: Kelly Brook

Katie Holmes

Angelina Jolie

Lucy Pinder

Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by mistergrasso@Mar 26 2005, 09:09 AM
I think she's quite brilliant and talented, myself.

I won't deny that Madonna has talent. However, her talent doesn't lie in singing or acting ... or writing children's books, as far as that goes. Madonna knows how to package herself. When her record sales were not as high as they had been, she decided to have photos of herself naked on the streets of New York published in a book called Sex. The book was a success, and her record sales went up again as well. Yes, that's talent. It's a good head for business. Now she's trying to reform her image by writing children's books because of her children. I guess that this venture is supposed to make Lourdes and Rocco forget that Mommy is a huge, slutty pop diva.

On the subject of Moo's children's books, I found this list which I found amusing:


*The Top 16 Titles for Madonna's Children's Books*

16. Hop on Pop Star

15. Willy Wanker and the Chocolate-Flavored Lotion

14. The Little Roadie Who Couldn't

13. Snow White and Her Gay Cult Following

12. Curious George and the Big Cone Bra

11. Heather Has a Long String Of Cheap, Meaningless Daddies

10. The Amazing Adventures of Hairy Beaver

9. Harlot's Web

8. The Singing Princess and the Ever-Exasperated Acting Coach

7. The Three Pointy Bras Gruff

6. And to Think That I Saw It in a Men's Room Stall in a Club on Mulberry Street

5. Are You There, Lucifer? It's Me, Madonna.

4. Goodnight Moon. As for *You* Ted, Jack, Stan, Chloe, Princess Jasmine, and the One Over There in the Crotchless Fed-Ex Uniform... Follow Me Upstairs.

3. Hairy Partner and the Leather-Clad Dominatrix

2. Goldislut and the Two Illegitimate Children

and the Number 1 Title for Madonna's Children's Book...


1. Clifford with the Big Red Dong

 

[george]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Mar 26 2005, 07:42 PM


I won't deny that Madonna has talent. However, her talent doesn't lie in singing or acting ... or writing children's books, as far as that goes. Madonna knows how to package herself. When her record sales were not as high as they had been, she decided to have photos of herself naked on the streets of New York published in a book called Sex. The book was a success, and her record sales went up again as well. Yes, that's talent. It's a good head for business. Now she's trying to reform her image by writing children's books because of her children. I guess that this venture is supposed to make Lourdes and Rocco forget that Mommy is a huge, slutty pop diva.

DMW:

My feelings precisely concerning Madonna. A minor singing talent who has parlayed herself into a major celebrity based on various publicity stunts, which the gossip media has been all too happy to oblige in giving a voice to her antics.

 

[DadsAreUs]

The thing that most impresses me about Madonna is that she has turned out to be quite a prolific writer/co-writer. After more than two decades she has amassed quite a catalogue of pop songs, although its true she has yet to one singularly well written album. But the range of her songs is quite impressive and any guy with limited singing ability but with a similar output would be far more respected than she.

Also, she is a great recording artist. She makes great records. These are the talents that have made her such an enduring icon, not just her business mind.

 

[LOVEARIAS]

Top 5 Singers

5. Peter Andre (Sad I know)
4.Ricky Martin
3. Robbie Williams
2.Usher
1. Enrique Iglesis

Top 5 Actors (Mainstream)

5. Ben Affleck (Sad I know)
4. The Governor of California (Just to see what it would be like)
3. Bruce Willis
2. George Cloony
1.Brad Pitt

 

[DadsAreUs]

Originally posted by LOVEARIAS@Mar 30 2005, 12:31 AM

Top 5 Actors (Mainstream)

5. Ben Affleck (Sad I know)
4. The Governor of California (Just to see what it would be like)
3. Bruce Willis
2. George Cloony
1.Brad Pitt

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For more info on selection #4:

http://worldofwonder.net/
Go about 1/3 of the way down. It would be like this.

 

[belinoitaliano]

Here my list, with hopefully a few unfamiliar names...

10 Elenoire Casalegno
9 Alison Armitage
8 Sofia Vergara
7 Donna D'Errico
6 Brooke Burns
5 Anna Falchi (Hot & Scandanavian)
4 Ilary Blasi (Ridiculously pretty)
3 Pamela Anderson (Still hot as hell&#33
2 Erin Ellington (Big fun fake boobs&#33
1 Maria Grazia Cucinotta (Magnetic Italian beauty&#33