hitting the toilet bowl

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Just curious guys. Whenever I go to the toilet (I mean for number 2, pinching a loaf, etc), my dick hits the toilet bowl. I usually hold my dick back to avoid it touching the rim or the bowl but sometimes I can't - if I'm reading for example. Do you think it's unhealthy or could lead to infection?
 

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Most reading is safe.

Tee Hee Hee!

I have the same issue and have been worried about it in the past. I think you'll be okay as long as keep everything clean, perhaps washing after each time it happens? - though not exactly practical in a public toilet.

On another note however, since childhood, I have been much more afraid of a creature - I imagine it to be a kind of snake with a huge mouth of sharp teeth - crawling up the U-bend and biting my bits off...

I'm not sure if this makes me certifiably insane, but I suspect there's some kind of Freudian castration issues at work.

Bobby
 

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I have the same thing - it doesn't bother me so much at home, but it public places it's pretty unhygenic and not appropriate to wash your cock in the sinks!
 

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If I HAVE to go in a public toilet and I can see that it's grungy I usually take some toilet paper and drape the front of the toilet. That way I'm touching the paper and not the porcelain. Otherwise I don't fret over it. I more curious than anything if touching the rim could lead to an STD for example. I guess not.
 

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about the snake thing, ive had that same fear when pissing in a bush when im out in the wild. kinda originated when trekking through the jungle.

seeing as we are talking about toilets, one time i woke up with morning wood and went to pee. i had to sit down coz i didnt want to make a mess, and after id done, i was holding my dick down during, i let go and it flicked up to smack the seat. now that was painful
 

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The guy went to see the doctor because of a rash down there. After the examination the guy said, :Doctor I think I got it from the toilet seat. The doc raised one eyebrow and replied : Sir, are you in the habit of fucking toilet seats ?
 

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I solved that problem. Childhood friend of mine is a plumber. He and I were in a bar one night and I mentioned this problem. He said he would fix me up. He brought over a new commode seat that is for older people. It is a regular seat but it is raised up off the bowl about three inches! It is absolutely perfect. It is for people that have problems getting up off a seat that is too low for them. This solved it for me in that I can sit there and have everything out of the water and clean.