Hiya, I'm new

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  1. Sjembek

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    Hi people,

    I guess I'm new.

    I only just turned 18 and ehm, well, I'm a horny bugger....

    I've never had any sort of sexual relationship or any relationship at all, never kissed either.

    I'm 18cm (haven't got a clue what that is in us/uk sizes) and I'm dutch.
    Girth is something like 5 cm, uncut. Does that even qualify as large?

    I'm actually straight, but the reason why I put up 20% gay on my account is that I very much enjoy watching gay porn and looking at huge cocks, so saying that'd I'm 100% straight would be kinda lying.

    I could never fall in love with a guy though.

    Here's a pic of me:
    http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/3092/dsc00085tw3.jpg
     
  2. Emme_Enyanar

    Emme_Enyanar New Member

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    18cm? That would (pardon the pun) be.... About seven-ish inches...I think. A little more than, I think, but I could be doing my math wrong. I hate doing long-division in my head...I get too mixed up.

    ANYWAYS!

    Welcome to the site! :)

    Welkommen! I know that's not Dutch, but it's German...close enough...right? No? Damn. ;)
     
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    Welcome to the group! Hope you enjoy LPSG and post more pix...:wink:
     
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    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Hye, Sjembek, welcome. Yes, 18cm is just a tad over 7". Your diameter is most likely 5cm, which comes out to about 15cm girth (about 6".)
     
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    Welcome to the group.

    Where's the rest of ya?

    C
     
  6. Sjembek

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    I've never been good at puns, so I'm afraid I don't really get this one.
    Would you say that qualifies as large? :)

    Actually the German is "Wilkommen", Dutch is "Welkom".
     
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    Waaaaaay too shy
     
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    Yeah sorry about that mix-up, it was indeed diameter I meant with the 5 cm.
     
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    Welcome. Great pic. Hope you post some more in the gallery.
     
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    Welcome.

    The pun he is making is a bit obscure if English is not your native language. Would sounds like "wood" which is often used as a slang expression for an erection. (Because it is hard, right?) :cool:
     
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