Hiya, I'm new

[Sjembek]

Hi people,

I guess I'm new.

I only just turned 18 and ehm, well, I'm a horny bugger....

I've never had any sort of sexual relationship or any relationship at all, never kissed either.

I'm 18cm (haven't got a clue what that is in us/uk sizes) and I'm dutch.
Girth is something like 5 cm, uncut. Does that even qualify as large?

I'm actually straight, but the reason why I put up 20% gay on my account is that I very much enjoy watching gay porn and looking at huge cocks, so saying that'd I'm 100% straight would be kinda lying.

I could never fall in love with a guy though.

Here's a pic of me:
http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/3092/dsc00085tw3.jpg

 

[Emme_Enyanar]

18cm? That would (pardon the pun) be.... About seven-ish inches...I think. A little more than, I think, but I could be doing my math wrong. I hate doing long-division in my head...I get too mixed up.

ANYWAYS!

Welcome to the site!

Welkommen! I know that's not Dutch, but it's German...close enough...right? No? Damn.

 

[smoothrnb]

Welcome to the group! Hope you enjoy LPSG and post more pix...:wink:

 

[Pecker]

Hye, Sjembek, welcome. Yes, 18cm is just a tad over 7". Your diameter is most likely 5cm, which comes out to about 15cm girth (about 6".)

 

[Rikter8]

Welcome to the group.

Where's the rest of ya?

C

 

[Sjembek]

18cm? That would (pardon the pun) be.... About seven-ish inches...I think.

Welkommen! I know that's not Dutch, but it's German...close enough...right? No? Damn.

I've never been good at puns, so I'm afraid I don't really get this one.
Would you say that qualifies as large?

Actually the German is "Wilkommen", Dutch is "Welkom".

 

[Sjembek]

Where's the rest of ya?

C

Waaaaaay too shy

 

[Sjembek]

Hye, Sjembek, welcome. Yes, 18cm is just a tad over 7". Your diameter is most likely 5cm, which comes out to about 15cm girth (about 6".)

Yeah sorry about that mix-up, it was indeed diameter I meant with the 5 cm.

 

[Deve1opment]

Welcome. Great pic. Hope you post some more in the gallery.

 

[fortiesfun]

I've never been good at puns, so I'm afraid I don't really get this one.
Would you say that qualifies as large?

Actually the German is "Wilkommen", Dutch is "Welkom".

Welcome.

The pun he is making is a bit obscure if English is not your native language. Would sounds like "wood" which is often used as a slang expression for an erection. (Because it is hard, right?)