Hiya :)

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  1. NiceBiscuit

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    Hey, my name is Joey and I'm 18 and in Uni.
    I've never introduced my self here yet so I thought I would by answering the typical questions:

    1.) How big are you soft & hard?
    Hard: 8.1" Soft: 6.4"
    2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to you? If so how big were they?
    Yeah, pretty much the same, like 1 inch lower in both departments I think.
    3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
    Love it :)
    4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
    Pros:
    Feels good,
    Looks good,
    Turn-on for some
    Cons:
    Fitting in your underwear
    Slipping out
    Attention-Grabber
    5.) Are any other male family members (brothers/kids/dad) gifted like you?
    Yeah my brother.
    6.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
    Nope.
    7.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
    I kinda like my size as it is now :)
    8.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
    Yeah, all the time :)
    9.) How and when did you first realize you were big?
    Jeez, when I was like 14.
    10.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
    8.4" (Very horny)
    11.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
    Definitely.
    12.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
    Nearly, but i tend to keep it over the edge unless I need to piss.
    13.) Have you ever sat on it?
    Yup, hard not to sometimes.
    14.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
    Yeah.
    15.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
    I'm 6'2ft, size 10.
    16.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
    Haha I suppose so? But not about the big nose.
    17.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? ( like Italians)
    British, I don't quite know.
    18.) Did kids make fun of you growing up? If so what would they say?
    No, they couldn't stop staring lol :|
    19.) Were you big at a younger age or did you not get bigger until you were older?
    Well I started growing at about 12.
    20.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
    Yeah quite a lot and yup I don't mind it.
    21.) Do people still make comments today? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
    Yeah sometimes, wow thats a big one.
    22.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
    Hmm, I have a bit more dignity lol. Only joking, yeah I suppose so.
    23.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
    Averagely Big.
    24.) Can you do any tricks with it?
    Haha not that I know of.
    25.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
    Yes.
    26.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
    Yup.
    27.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
    Yeah, large.

    A lot of those questions sound like I'm boasting, I'm honestly not, sorry :)
    But if any of you fancy a chat, just PM me :)

    Can't wait to meet more new friends.
    See you soon, Joey :)
     
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    Hi Joey. Welcome to LPSG (UK division). Hope that you have loads of fun here!
     
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    Hi Joey,you've passed the audition.Welcome to LPSG! :cool:
     
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    Welcome.
     
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    Lmao :)
    Thanks
    and thanks to everyone else :)
     
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    Thank you ! Loved your honest answers....can't wait to see a pic or two. One question wasn't asked so I will:
    Are you cut or uncut? (being a Brit, I'lll put in for uncut!)
     
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    I'm uncut! :D
     
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    Welcome
     
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    You certainly belong here, big boy! Welcome!
     
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    With a nice bit of skin, I hope! :))
     
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    Hey Joey! Welcome to the site!
     
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    Hey Dude,

    Sounds like your gonna have lot's of fun here..! Yup :wink:

    Welcome !! :smile:

    DavidBD
     
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    You get an A for your fist LPSG entry test.....you bette share some picis before the mid term!
     
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    WELCOME Joey.....ENJOY!!
    Nice intro.....hope to see some of what you've described...:wink:
     
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    great introduction ...welcome
     
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    Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! You are gonna fit right in here! Gorgeous cock, my friend!
     
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    Finally got a pic up for those who wanted evidence.
    Not the best pic but its good enough :)
     
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    100% British beef... I like it :smile:
     
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