And for my birthday, I decided to overuse the multiquote function.
Because there's no thrill like a cheap thrill.
And to think I was tryin' to keep this quiet.
Personally, I'd turn kilt-boy over and spank his front instead. He certainly looks like he needs it. :spank:
An extra present:
:banned:
I'm more in the mood for committing a bangable offence rather than a bannable one, snoutylips. :wink:
Teutonic bitches thank you with rhythmic applause, good sir.
To the once:fest30:
:fest30:And future
King:fest06:
Any excuse to raise your royal standard aloft, eh?

Anyone would think you were about to reveal I had a baby powder fetish.

Thank you kindly, fellow Mr. 8.
May all your fonts remain as grandly oversized as an LPSG penis, Deno. :wink:
I did buy you a box of chocolates but I ate them. Oh well. Your thighs couldn't take the extra calories anyhow. :tongue:
...says the man who was twice mistaken for Bella Emberg. :biggerGrin:
In tight underwear on a sun-baked hillside, no less, ma'am.
Happy Birthday Mr.8 you share the day with...
Queen Juliana
Queen Mary II
And I received a birthday card from a friend bearing an image of a tiara and the greeting '"Queen of the Day". Anyone would think there was some kind of running theme here.
Man! You are getting older and older!!!!
Congrats too a brand new wrinkle!!! :wink:
Give me 24 hours alone with you, and you'll be feelin' older too! :tongue:
Where does the line form?
Same place as usual. $200 for the standard session, $500 for all-inclusive.
:10: You sexy video maker you!:07:
Jeepers, the things that different people remember me for. :wink: May all your videos be thoroughly xxx-rated too.
LSPG's International Man of Mystery.
Still putting the 'Support' before the 'Penis', I see. I've warned you before about daring to prioritize
anything over the cock, y'know. :wink:
Have a wonderful day my friend.:smile:
Sunshine, wide open spaces, good friends, chilli-laden food, naked photos. I think that qualifies as a fairly wonderful day. Thank you for the greetings,
ya big minx. :biggrin1:
*smooches* (and various naughty sundries :naughty
You can skip the smoochies entirely and move right on down to the sundries if you like, oh master of the flirtatious one-liner.
Hope you have a great day.
So good I'm repeatin' it all again on the 2nd. Well, I got one birthday breakfast left in me, at least. :wink: