L lilman2 Experimental Member Media: 0 Joined Jul 26, 2009 Posts 327 Media 0 Likes 3 Points 103 Location upstaet NY Sexuality 69% Straight, 31% Gay Gender Male lilman2, Dec 28, 2010 #1 Ant ladies try this and how did it feel to you?
derrick10 Cherished Member Media: 139 Joined Nov 6, 2010 Posts 241 Media 139 Likes 389 Points 218 Age 53 Location Northeast Ohio Sexuality 90% Straight, 10% Gay Gender Male derrick10, Dec 28, 2010 #2 A friend of mine broke both arms in a motorcycle accident and had to have his girlfriend hold it while he pee-d for weeks. She was grossed out about it and when he first had the accident his mom held it. LOL
A friend of mine broke both arms in a motorcycle accident and had to have his girlfriend hold it while he pee-d for weeks. She was grossed out about it and when he first had the accident his mom held it. LOL
Not_Punny Superior Member Media: 109 Joined Jul 7, 2007 Posts 5,463 Media 109 Likes 3,156 Points 258 Location California Sexuality 100% Straight, 0% Gay Gender Female Not_Punny, Dec 28, 2010 #3 Yes, I have tried it -- but my aim wasn't too good, and I splashed the wall, the tub and the mirror. j/k
Yes, I have tried it -- but my aim wasn't too good, and I splashed the wall, the tub and the mirror. j/k
L lilman2 Experimental Member Media: 0 Joined Jul 26, 2009 Posts 327 Media 0 Likes 3 Points 103 Location upstaet NY Sexuality 69% Straight, 31% Gay Gender Male lilman2, Dec 28, 2010 #4 Can I ask some questions? Not Punny
Not_Punny Superior Member Media: 109 Joined Jul 7, 2007 Posts 5,463 Media 109 Likes 3,156 Points 258 Location California Sexuality 100% Straight, 0% Gay Gender Female Not_Punny, Dec 28, 2010 #5 Just so long as they're not about algebra. :biggrin:
L lilman2 Experimental Member Media: 0 Joined Jul 26, 2009 Posts 327 Media 0 Likes 3 Points 103 Location upstaet NY Sexuality 69% Straight, 31% Gay Gender Male lilman2, Dec 28, 2010 #6 Sweet, I promise no math
L lilman2 Experimental Member Media: 0 Joined Jul 26, 2009 Posts 327 Media 0 Likes 3 Points 103 Location upstaet NY Sexuality 69% Straight, 31% Gay Gender Male lilman2, Dec 28, 2010 #7 Did you reach in and take him out?
Not_Punny Superior Member Media: 109 Joined Jul 7, 2007 Posts 5,463 Media 109 Likes 3,156 Points 258 Location California Sexuality 100% Straight, 0% Gay Gender Female Not_Punny, Dec 28, 2010 #8 Aaaah, this is wank fodder, now is it? Yes, I reached in and took it out. It's rather fun, but I prefer him to hold it. Not kidding about the bad aim.
Aaaah, this is wank fodder, now is it? Yes, I reached in and took it out. It's rather fun, but I prefer him to hold it. Not kidding about the bad aim.
Not_Punny Superior Member Media: 109 Joined Jul 7, 2007 Posts 5,463 Media 109 Likes 3,156 Points 258 Location California Sexuality 100% Straight, 0% Gay Gender Female Not_Punny, Dec 28, 2010 #9 Edit: I WORRY about the bad aim. Am a clean freak. Haven't actually hit anything.
L lilman2 Experimental Member Media: 0 Joined Jul 26, 2009 Posts 327 Media 0 Likes 3 Points 103 Location upstaet NY Sexuality 69% Straight, 31% Gay Gender Male lilman2, Dec 28, 2010 #10 You did'nt get it in you eye did you?
L lilman2 Experimental Member Media: 0 Joined Jul 26, 2009 Posts 327 Media 0 Likes 3 Points 103 Location upstaet NY Sexuality 69% Straight, 31% Gay Gender Male lilman2, Dec 28, 2010 #11 and yes I am touching myself, but who could resist look at and asking a hottie like you questions like this
and yes I am touching myself, but who could resist look at and asking a hottie like you questions like this
Not_Punny Superior Member Media: 109 Joined Jul 7, 2007 Posts 5,463 Media 109 Likes 3,156 Points 258 Location California Sexuality 100% Straight, 0% Gay Gender Female Not_Punny, Dec 28, 2010 #12 LOL, no, the only time I've been hit in the eye is with the white stuff. That's why I should wear cumglasses....
LOL, no, the only time I've been hit in the eye is with the white stuff. That's why I should wear cumglasses....
L lilman2 Experimental Member Media: 0 Joined Jul 26, 2009 Posts 327 Media 0 Likes 3 Points 103 Location upstaet NY Sexuality 69% Straight, 31% Gay Gender Male lilman2, Dec 28, 2010 #13 Or an eyepatch
Not_Punny Superior Member Media: 109 Joined Jul 7, 2007 Posts 5,463 Media 109 Likes 3,156 Points 258 Location California Sexuality 100% Straight, 0% Gay Gender Female Not_Punny, Dec 28, 2010 #14 Better than an eye-snatch. Oh, that was bad.
L lilman2 Experimental Member Media: 0 Joined Jul 26, 2009 Posts 327 Media 0 Likes 3 Points 103 Location upstaet NY Sexuality 69% Straight, 31% Gay Gender Male lilman2, Dec 28, 2010 #15 Naw that was good, I'll give you that
Not_Punny Superior Member Media: 109 Joined Jul 7, 2007 Posts 5,463 Media 109 Likes 3,156 Points 258 Location California Sexuality 100% Straight, 0% Gay Gender Female Not_Punny, Dec 28, 2010 #16 Not really, but thanks for saying so. Have YOU been held while you pee, hmmmm?
L lilman2 Experimental Member Media: 0 Joined Jul 26, 2009 Posts 327 Media 0 Likes 3 Points 103 Location upstaet NY Sexuality 69% Straight, 31% Gay Gender Male lilman2, Dec 28, 2010 #17 Almost, would you like the story
L lilman2 Experimental Member Media: 0 Joined Jul 26, 2009 Posts 327 Media 0 Likes 3 Points 103 Location upstaet NY Sexuality 69% Straight, 31% Gay Gender Male lilman2, Dec 28, 2010 #18 It's not good i am sure yours is better
Not_Punny Superior Member Media: 109 Joined Jul 7, 2007 Posts 5,463 Media 109 Likes 3,156 Points 258 Location California Sexuality 100% Straight, 0% Gay Gender Female Not_Punny, Dec 28, 2010 #19 It's not really a story. I've done it, but I was nervous about my aim. More erratic than erotic. :biggrin:
It's not really a story. I've done it, but I was nervous about my aim. More erratic than erotic. :biggrin:
L lilman2 Experimental Member Media: 0 Joined Jul 26, 2009 Posts 327 Media 0 Likes 3 Points 103 Location upstaet NY Sexuality 69% Straight, 31% Gay Gender Male lilman2, Dec 28, 2010 #20 If it involves you grabbing a weener it's erotic, was it the guy in your gallery