Holiday Greetings and New pics in Gallery

[jeff black]

Whoa. He totally used one of my badly photoshopped images. Look at the name, it's even got my original name on it.

http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/24120/cat/500/ppuser/49225

Ummm, Snoozan!! That is my PENIS! How dare you claim it is fake.

 

[snoozan]

Ummm, Snoozan!! That is my PENIS! How dare you claim it is fake.

Honey, I can make you a better fake penis than that. I just need something to work with. :biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[jeff black]

Honey, I can make you a better fake penis than that. I just need something to work with. :biggrin1::biggrin1:

Check my gallery, dear. I would like a 13inch penis, with a tiny tattoo of a heart on the base of the shaft.:biggrin1:

 

[Mr. Snakey]

I dont understand why they photoshop. Most people can tell. Why bother?

 

[D_alex8]

I would like a 13inch penis, with a tiny tattoo of a heart on the base of the shaft.:biggrin1:

And the nominations in the category for "World's Gayest Penis" are...

 

[snoozan]

Check my gallery, dear. I would like a 13inch penis, with a tiny tattoo of a heart on the base of the shaft.:biggrin1:

I can do this, but your photos are sadly without any space to extend your penis except clear out of the frame. The tattoo, now I can do that. Now whose name shall I put on the tattoo?

Check out my latest masterpizza here:

http://www.lpsg.org/adult-websites/39969-photoshop-your-cock-competition.html#post655418

I'll enlarge your penis for a nominal charge! Act now before it's too late! Except for you, Jeff. I'll do your for free. With the tattoo.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Au contraire my dearest Rubi, whilst your cocks end up looking like that, our minds take a similar form. :wink:

My dear Lord P, you will never find me commenting on a hydrocephalic forehead.

 

[jeff black]

I can do this, but your photos are sadly without any space to extend your penis except clear out of the frame. The tattoo, now I can do that. Now whose name shall I put on the tattoo?

Ahh, Can't you superimpose it over an ocean?

Call it, " The Salt of the sea", or something moderately silly.

Alex, you are just jealous because I put a heart on it, and not on yours.:tongue:

 

[Mr. Snakey]

I can do this, but your photos are sadly without any space to extend your penis except clear out of the frame. The tattoo, now I can do that. Now whose name shall I put on the tattoo?

Check out my latest masterpizza here:

http://www.lpsg.org/adult-websites/39969-photoshop-your-cock-competition.html#post655418

I'll enlarge your penis for a nominal charge! Act now before it's too late! Except for you, Jeff. I'll do your for free. With the tattoo.

Snoozan You are good!

 

[jeff black]

I can do this, but your photos are sadly without any space to extend your penis except clear out of the frame. The tattoo, now I can do that. Now whose name shall I put on the tattoo?

Check out my latest masterpizza here:

http://www.lpsg.org/adult-websites/39969-photoshop-your-cock-competition.html#post655418

I'll enlarge your penis for a nominal charge! Act now before it's too late! Except for you, Jeff. I'll do your for free. With the tattoo.

Excellent. Umm, the name on the tattoo can be of your choosing..

However, I would like it to start with Alex and end with 8. It needs to have 4 letters in the order I specified and the number must be a whole number, greater than 7 but less than 9.:biggrin1:

If that is too small of a word, how about the tattoo saying " JEff Black is a huge sexpot, who loves flirting with people."

 

[D_alex8]

However, I would like it to start with Alex and end with 8. It needs to have 4 letters in the order I specified and the number must be a whole number, greater than 7 but less than 9.:biggrin1:

If you think I'm getting 'Jeff' tattooed on one testicle, and 'Black' on the other, then think again.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Comments like that make me wonder if I should maybe, one day at some point in my life, visit the gallery. I've only looked up 3 specific peoples galleries. You think I might be missing out? :redface:[/quote You should there are some nice pics in there..........

 

[jeff black]

Comments like that make me wonder if I should maybe, one day at some point in my life, visit the gallery. I've only looked up 3 specific peoples galleries. You think I might be missing out? :redface:

You haven't seen my gallery??

 

[jeff black]

If you think I'm getting 'Jeff' tattooed on one testicle, and 'Black' on the other, then think again.

I'd settle for "property of Jeff black" written on your ass cheeks and
" I love the taste of Jeff black's penis" going back and forth along your dick, and " Jeff's cock goes here" on your cheeks.:tongue:

In return, I will do as the tattoos say.

 

[jeff black]

:redface: I feel bad now

I wouldn't.

Enjoy your new status, and have a look-see.:tongue:

Pictures are bigger now.

 

[reallyhot]

Thanks everyone for the warm welcome!
I must be appreciated here too seeing the way this thread has
taken off!
F.Y.O. It appears that one of our members here has a glorious 16"er...
have you seen goldenbronze's gallery?
Here's to a great big member!

He's got quite a few nice pic's of his endowment,
I doubt he would photoshop all of them!
Maybe he was too wise to honk his own horn?

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Thanx for the pics................:wink:

 

[snoozan]

Jeff, my dear, this is for you. It's not perfect but I hope you love it.

 

[jeff black]

Jeff, my dear, this is for you. It's not perfect but I hope you love it.

I spit my juice on the table!!

That is excellent, snoozan. I would love to add it to my gallery. Is there any way you could send me the hosted site link in my PM box?

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Snoozan you are really good. Wow!:smile: