Holiday Greetings and New pics in Gallery

[D_alex8]

I spit my juice on the table!!

Now all you need to do is take the picture to the tattoo parlor to show them what you want done. :saevil:

 

[snoozan]

Thanks, uncut. I really should have done the "Alex 8" part better but I had some limitations-- my scanner isn't working.

Alex, I think that's a grand idea and I can't wait until Jeff adds the photo of the real tattoo next to the faker.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Thanks, uncut. I really should have done the "Alex 8" part better but I had some limitations-- my scanner isn't working.

Alex, I think that's a grand idea and I can't wait until Jeff adds the photo of the real tattoo next to the faker.

What can yo do with me? Or am i hopeless..........:tongue:

 

[snoozan]

What can yo do with me? Or am i hopeless..........:tongue:

I don't know if I could improve on the pure "cool factor" of your photos. They are fun and interesting and creative. I was going to say I could make it different colors... but you already did that.

:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[Mr. Snakey]

I don't know if I could improve on the pure "cool factor" of your photos. They are fun and interesting and creative. I was going to say I could make it different colors... but you already did that.

:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

You are so sweet.........:smile:

 

[jeff black]

Thanks, uncut. I really should have done the "Alex 8" part better but I had some limitations-- my scanner isn't working.

Alex, I think that's a grand idea and I can't wait until Jeff adds the photo of the real tattoo next to the faker.

Well, the real tattoo will obviously be Smaller.

 

[reallyhot]

Uncut:
You're more than welcum!:smile:

 

[chicagosam]

Happy Holidays to you! Sam

 

[D_alex8]

Well, the real tattoo will obviously be Smaller.

That's what you think. :saevil:

 

[chrispy]

Hi All,
Guess I never did get around to introducing myself here...
Well I've enjoyed all your posts and pics for quite a while now...
I love the diversity of this site!
I happen to be someone who appreciates large members...
and a bit more...as you'll see in my new gallery.
Just wanted to mention that since my camera and laptop aren't communicating...I decided to make my Gallery a place to give you
all a Christmas gift...I've found a few...nice pics online and decided
I could share them with all of you!
Hope you enjoy!!!:biggrin1:
If I inadvertantly posted some of your pic's by mistake, feel free to
PM me and I'll be happy to remove them at your request!
Best Regards for the holiday season to all!!!

:eek22:Wow! Real or not that sound you heard was my jaw hitting the floor...thanks for the great pix, reallyhot...were any of them you?

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Uncut:
You're more than welcum!:smile:

Thankyou!:wink:

 

[Wrat]

Those are freakin' hilarious. thanks.

 

[naughty]

Reallyhot,

Thanks for the holiday wishes and welcome. I am so glad you decided to become part of the visible world. I hope to read some exciting posts from you...

 

[D_alex8]

I just wanted to thank reallyhot once again for the festive cheer which he left as a comment underneath one of my photos in the gallery today:

Having reviewed your Gallery:
It really is unfortunate that your dick is so small, it might get lost!
I' sure I would be afraid of losing it too, if I had such a teenie weenie.
No wonder you feel so threatened by guess with big dicks,
it all makes sense now seeing your gallery. Don't feel bad,
not all of us have big ones...You really might consider getting some
counselling for your vitriolic outbursts...meant in the kindest possible way.
You really should consider Photoshopping it! at least for effect!!! LOL
Hopefully when you grow up...it might too!
Good luck!
Just thought that since you were so "Appreciative" with your remarks in
my Gallery I might at least be encouraging here! Guess we're even!
This was so much fun!

Somewhere along the line, he seems to have lost sight of the fact that this is a SUPPORT group about real penises, and not Fantasy Island for Photoshoppers.

He also seems to be unable to see the difference between being called up on photoshopped pics of anonymous others; and launching a personal attack on a real person - in this case, me.

Happy holidays from Alex with the 'tiny' non-photoshopped penis.

 

[snoozan]

If you think I'm getting 'Jeff' tattooed on one testicle, and 'Black' on the other, then think again.

Is this more in line with what you were thinking?

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Happy holidays from Alex with the 'tiny' non-photoshopped penis.

Don't be silly, Alex. For reallyhot's benefit, I've just posted one of the illustrations from a Grim Fairy Tale, Alex and the Impudent Flea.
(Flea on top.)

http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/24129/cat/500/ppuser/49225

 

[D_alex8]

Is this more in line with what you were thinking?

It's certainly a lot less lop-sided than it would have been on my testicles.

I hope you realize that Jeff B. is going to squeal like a banshee when he sees that; not to mention bringing it up in conversation for months. :biggrin1:

So, erm, yuh... thanks. :wink: :biggrin1:

 

[Matthew]

Somewhere along the line, he seems to have lost sight of the fact that this is a SUPPORT group about real penises, and not Fantasy Island for Photoshoppers.

He also seems to be unable to see the difference between being called up on photoshopped pics of anonymous others; and launching a personal attack on a real person - in this case, me.

Uh huh.

 

[jeff black]

Is this more in line with what you were thinking?

Why Snoozan, you seem to have captured the man's penis in a wonderful light.
Just today, I had the nicest compliment about my penis. I believe I have you to thank!

It's certainly a lot less lop-sided than it would have been on my testicles.

*wonders if I can make the joke about lop-sided testicals again.

I hope you realize that Jeff B. is going to squeal like a banshee when he sees that; not to mention bringing it up in conversation for months. :biggrin1:

So, erm, yuh... thanks. :wink: :biggrin1:

Ummm.......
1) I don't squeal like a banshee or like anything, thank you very much.
2) You are the conversationalist.
3) The tattoo is nice. Embrace it.

 

[snoozan]

Happy holidays from Alex with the 'tiny' non-photoshopped penis.

I could be of service for you with this "problem"... What do you want? 16 inches? 20 inches? 4 feet? However, you'd not be able to call it non-photoshopped anymore. BTW after close... inspection... of it today, I do not agree that it's small. I had to use the extra large clone stamp tool for your new tattoo. :tongue::biggrin1:

It's certainly a lot less lop-sided than it would have been on my testicles.

I hope you realize that Jeff B. is going to squeal like a banshee when he sees that; not to mention bringing it up in conversation for months. :biggrin1:

So, erm, yuh... thanks. :wink: :biggrin1:

Don't be too angry at me, you know somewhere inside, you're secretly chuckling. Just in case Jeff gets too strident in his commentary over the next few months, keep in mind that at your request I can shrink his entire gallery.

Why Snoozan, you seem to have captured the man's penis in a wonderful light.
Just today, I had the nicest compliment about my penis. I believe I have you to thank!

Aww, shucks.

Ummm.......
1) I don't squeal like a banshee or like anything, thank you very much.
2) You are the conversationalist.
3) The tattoo is nice. Embrace it.

Though I can't attest to the first two, I wholeheartedly agree with the third! And by "embrace," I hope you mean "wrap your warm, loving hands around it and squeeze. over and over."