Homage to superstar of LPSG part 2 of 2

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continuation of the homage part 1 or 2

14. Sal and I--matched in endowment--and things intellectual
Though 7” shorter--he calls me Little man--”so are we equal?”
New HW* boxing champ--was 7” shorter
Than opponent--but whipped his asser
Pugilist lessons--I am taking--so Sal be mindful!
“New heavy weight world champion was not expected to overcome the much taller and bulkier foe but he did.

15. Holland’s known--for Dutch Masters--and tulip flowers
And their orgies--where Sal gained fame--for his sexual powers
Once he fucked 20 gals--with iron member
And still twas not--the least bit limber
So then plugged 3 inch dike hole--held back flood waters-- for o’er 2 hours.

16. Hit TV’s “Hung”--has Tom Jane--with matchless body
His 40ish gigolo--e’ev without cock shots--is still a hottie
But in ’10--I’ll star in the sequel
And in ’11--Sal in the prequel
With rawer sex--as we’ll often have--wide screen full monties

17. Sal’s woman--must be sexy, model legs--and super busty
And be able--to enclose his cock fully--must she
One day fiancée--took him aside
And to him--did gladly confide
That now at last--she had a G-22*..size pussy
*largest size condom available in world.

18. Sexiest man--with 5 lb meat--is my friend Salem
Though most time nude--and steely erect--poses a conundrum
How does he stand up--so very straight
With all that way out--front weight
He’s counterbalanced--with a sandbag size--bum

19. Sal at bank--was behind man and girl--each with a gun
They laughed to see--that beat his meat--he’d begun
But with one jet squirt--Sal did blind him
And disabling cunt shot--to gal aside him
Got big reward--and in 9 months--also a new son.

20. Sal had prepped fondue party--Swiss friends--to please
Forgot the bread--with which to use--to eat with ease
So offered cock--for the dipping
With sweet nectar--from his dripping
And now sold--in posh markets--as Sal’s cream cheese

21. Billiard factory--found its gold standard--to be flawed
So emergency re-tooling--was required--with a recall
Sal offered them--one of his testosteroidals
Was proper size--’n perfectly spheroidal
Got Rolls Royce--and thank God--he was triple balled.

22. Sal was watching--very last episode of Lost--in a bar
Then a nympho--dragged him out--to her car
He had her cumming--for over an hour
Then for another--washed her with his cum shower
And was most glad--that he had preprogrammed..his DVR

23. As Phelpsian--is to sports--absolute tops in prowess
Salemian is--for Male perfection--and sexual excess
For me--he’s a God send
The very best--and trusted friend
And I wish for him--all the best--and success in erotic lit where he’s peerless.