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  1. Pappy

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    Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to
    mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets up and has his
    breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mum if
    Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No".

    Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think? " His mom replies, "Never mind what
    you think! Just go to school."

    Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"
    She replies, "No."

    Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what
    you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, he comes home
    and asks, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says, "No."

    Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "OK! What do you
    think?" He says, "Well, last night Fred came in the bathroom while i was
    brushing my teeth looking for some Vaseline.................... and I think I
    gave him my airplane glue." :eek:
     
  2. SomeGuyOverThere

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    :biggrin1: I'm sniggering away here with a huge smile across my face after that. :biggrin1:
     
  3. rawbone8

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    dirty... but in a clean kind of way....
    that one could be told in mixed company at the senior curling club :smile: no problem!
     
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