Home Made Sex Toys

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  1. prickleyguy

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    Have you been looking for that Big Guy and can't seem to find one?
    It's 10 AM and there is no one around to have a little fun with........
    Your too embarrased to go into the TOY store and buy what you need...:mad:
    You don't want to order online and give out your credit card to a sex shop that you really don't know who the people running the place are.
    What does one do? :rolleyes:
    Be creative, make your own toys, use your Power tools! (carefully) Stuff you find in the garage, in the kitchen etc...
    I have a reciprocating saw hooked to a homemade dildo for those special times..
    Am I the only one? What do you have?

    As with any power tool read the directions and always wear your saftey glasses.
     
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    "Always wear your safety glasses...."

    LOL

    I have a totally different visual now...from what the power tool's instructions are referring to......
    :eek:

    Has anyone "shot" themselves accidently in the eye ?


    There's always :
    http://www.fuckingmachines.com/meetthemachines/index.php

    My favorite: the Monster.....
    But we haven't bought one.....
    Where on earth to store it ?!
     
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    That machine looks like fun........
    I almost shot myself in the eye today!:wink:
     
  4. Heather LouAnna

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    Onetime...I put a hammer in my twat.
     
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    :eek:yikes wasn't there anything a little softer around?
     
  6. Heather LouAnna

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    Yeah, cuz i want something soft in there.


    *goes to find the play-do*
     
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    :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:

    Just be carefull to not go to emergency room...like that guy in prison that was stuck in the butt with a bulb of something like that...:rolleyes: be aware of open bottles too bcause of the pressure...another horror stories from blood secctions of newspapers we find in some countries...there is no money to buy toys than people must improvise for sure...:biggrin1:
     
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    Must... fight urge... to make... lame pun...
    Hope you gave it a good pounding!

    ...goddamnit :banghead2:



    By the way, if somebody was conceived in a house, wouldn't that technically make them a homemade sextoy? :tongue:
     
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    lol, excessive post length
     
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    A hammer?????? You are joking!!!!!
     
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    A friend of mine can open beer bottles with her pusssy!
     
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    That's handy!
    I was going to say that I hoped they are twist-offs but that seems like a paltry distinction all things considered.
     
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    this girl i know could put a door handle in her ass (and yes i got to turn the handle)
     
  14. Heather LouAnna

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    BAHAHAHAHA!

    AM I?!?!

    Sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen.
     
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    She wanted to get nailed!

    Damn'. That shit's contagious!
     
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    Please tell me it was the handle... :wink:
     
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    Cum on people......surely you have been tired of the same old hand job and looked to spice up those lonley times with something! Give the members an inovative idea to try sometime new........
    Vacumn Cleaners
    Kielbasa
    The large dog next door:eek::biggrin1:
     
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    PrickleyGuy, nice NEW avatar and thread!:smile:
    However, there still are NO saguaros ANYWHERE in New Mexico!:wink:
    (Just a little fun from a fellow, still drying off, Lobo!):tongue::wink:



    "Sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen." -Heather LouAnna

    HILARIOUS!:biggrin1:
     
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