homoerotic behavior

[Kazimir]

Recently ran into an old childhood friend at a grocery store back in my hometown. Hadn't seen him for a while.

Growing up, we used to do shit like: "Hey man, check this out, I got my first dark beard hair!"
"No way! Well, check out this leg hair!"
A race to grow up faster than the other. Hair = mature and manly. Y'know, dumb stuff.

Anyway, us, now fully grown adults, bump into each other at QFC. We exchange pleasantries, catch up a little, and then—

He leans in furtively, unbuttons his shirt down to the navel, and bares his chest.
"I thought you should see how hairy I've gotten. I daresay I've won this one."

15 years later, still out to be hairier than me...
I was thunderstruck.
Then he said something along the lines of: "If we weren't in a grocery store, I'd show you some hair that'd really blow your mind."

That's deffo sexual...right?
No one would still care about who's hairier at 26, yeah? I'd forgotten all about it at that point...
Seems like this is a sly way to say "If you want to see my dick, I'll show it to you."
IDK, dudes are confusing.

 

[RyanMars]

Recently ran into an old childhood friend at a grocery store back in my hometown. Hadn't seen him for awhile.

Growing up, we used to do shit like: "Hey man, check this out, I got my first dark beard hair!"
"No way! Well, check out this leg hair!"
A race to grow up faster than the other. Hair = mature and manly. Y'know, dumb stuff.

Anyway, us, now fully grown adults, bump into each other at QFC. We exchange pleasantries, catch up a little, and then—

He leans in furtively, unbuttons his shirt down to the navel, and bares his chest.
"I thought you should see how hairy I've gotten. I daresay I've won this one."

15 years later, still out to be hairier than me...
I was thunderstruck.
Then he said something along the lines of: "If we weren't in a grocery store, I'd show you some hair that'd really blow your mind."

That's deffo sexual...right?
No one would still care about who's hairier at 26, yeah? I'd forgotten all about it at that point...
Seems like this is a sly way to say "If you want to see my dick, I'll show it to you."
IDK, dudes are confusing.

such a flirt , he could mean his hairy ass too lol
what did you say after ?

 

[sunandfun]

Recently ran into an old childhood friend at a grocery store back in my hometown. Hadn't seen him in awhile.

Growing up, we used to do shit like: "Hey man, check this out, I got my first dark beard hair!"
"No way! Well, check out this leg hair!"
A race to grow up faster than the other. Hair = mature and manly. Y'know, dumb stuff.

Anyway, us, now fully grown adults, bump into each other at QFC. We exchange pleasantries, catch up a little, and then—

He leans in furtively, unbuttons his shirt down to the navel, and bares his chest.
"I thought you should see how hairy I've gotten. I daresay I've won this one."

15 years later, still out to be hairier than me...
I was thunderstruck.
Then he said something along the lines of: "If we weren't in a grocery store, I'd show you some hair that'd really blow your mind."

That's deffo sexual...right?
No one would still care about who's hairier at 26, yeah? I'd forgotten all about it at that point...
Seems like this is a sly way to say "If you want to see my dick, I'll show it to you."
IDK, dudes are confusing.

looking at your pics you have a nice cock and pubes...you should have unzipped your pants to show him!

 

[Kazimir]

looking at your pics you have a nice cock and pubes...you should have unzipped your pants to show him!

Thank you ^^
I absolutely did, right there in the dairy aisle — my competitive steak got away with me xD
Nah, I was a good boy and kept it in my pants. A regrettable missed opportunity, though, you're right...

such a flirt , he could mean his hairy ass too lol
what did you say after ?

Good point!
Idk, I was too shocked to be clever or flirtatious — happens every time... — so I said some dumb shit like "Well, another time, then." and hoped he'd hit me up. He never did.
Probably because in my stupor, I forgot to give him my phone number.
Now I'll never get to see his hairy dick and/or ass :/

It seems whenever dudes express even a vague interest, my brain is so caught off guard that it has a complete system failure and has to reboot for 12 minutes. By then, the moment's over, I've come off as a cold fish, and they've moved on.
This is probably part of why I never get laid xD

 

[sunandfun]

 

[PopularTongue]

Recently ran into an old childhood friend at a grocery store back in my hometown. Hadn't seen him for a while.

Growing up, we used to do shit like: "Hey man, check this out, I got my first dark beard hair!"
"No way! Well, check out this leg hair!"
A race to grow up faster than the other. Hair = mature and manly. Y'know, dumb stuff.

Anyway, us, now fully grown adults, bump into each other at QFC. We exchange pleasantries, catch up a little, and then—

He leans in furtively, unbuttons his shirt down to the navel, and bares his chest.
"I thought you should see how hairy I've gotten. I daresay I've won this one."

15 years later, still out to be hairier than me...
I was thunderstruck.
Then he said something along the lines of: "If we weren't in a grocery store, I'd show you some hair that'd really blow your mind."

That's deffo sexual...right?
No one would still care about who's hairier at 26, yeah? I'd forgotten all about it at that point...
Seems like this is a sly way to say "If you want to see my dick, I'll show it to you."
IDK, dudes are confusing.

I'd say give it a go.

 

[Xplorious]

Recently ran into an old childhood friend at a grocery store back in my hometown. Hadn't seen him for a while.

Growing up, we used to do shit like: "Hey man, check this out, I got my first dark beard hair!"
"No way! Well, check out this leg hair!"
A race to grow up faster than the other. Hair = mature and manly. Y'know, dumb stuff.

Anyway, us, now fully grown adults, bump into each other at QFC. We exchange pleasantries, catch up a little, and then—

He leans in furtively, unbuttons his shirt down to the navel, and bares his chest.
"I thought you should see how hairy I've gotten. I daresay I've won this one."

15 years later, still out to be hairier than me...
I was thunderstruck.
Then he said something along the lines of: "If we weren't in a grocery store, I'd show you some hair that'd really blow your mind."

That's deffo sexual...right?
No one would still care about who's hairier at 26, yeah? I'd forgotten all about it at that point...
Seems like this is a sly way to say "If you want to see my dick, I'll show it to you."
IDK, dudes are confusing.

Yes, that was 100% sexual and this story is 100% hot. I hear you; I've been stunned when guys clearly are hitting on me. When it's unequivocal yet, in the moment, we are surprised or in disbelief so we can't respond in a way that facilitates the next move.

Let's play this out in a couple of ways where your next move would have allowed things to progress:

1. As he leaned in and showed you his chest, you quickly look around, see the coast is clear, and lightly stroke your fingertips along the centre of his chest, down past his navel. He will spring a boner, guaranteed.
2. Same thing as above (look around) but as he finishes saying "...really blow your mind", you could gently cup his package (just for one second or two) and say something like, "and where do you think you could blow my..." But not finish that sentence.
3. As a backup, when you can't get out the words, practice your, "dude, I've been waiting for this moment for a long time" facial expression. It's in your eyes, your mouth, the slightest change in the way you hold your lips, a slight squint in a receptive way. I've gotten laid using that face!

Damn, your story brings back memories of not acting on hot, "ready-to-serve" situations...

 

[bulgingpkg]

Yes, that was 100% sexual and this story is 100% hot. I hear you; I've been stunned when guys clearly are hitting on me. When it's unequivocal yet, in the moment, we are surprised or in disbelief so we can't respond in a way that facilitates the next move.

Let's play this out in a couple of ways where your next move would have allowed things to progress:

1. As he leaned in and showed you his chest, you quickly look around, see the coast is clear, and lightly stroke your fingertips along the centre of his chest, down past his navel. He will spring a boner, guaranteed.
2. Same thing as above (look around) but as he finishes saying "...really blow your mind", you could gently cup his package (just for one second or two) and say something like, "and where do you think you could blow my..." But not finish that sentence.
3. As a backup, when you can't get out the words, practice your, "dude, I've been waiting for this moment for a long time" facial expression. It's in your eyes, your mouth, the slightest change in the way you hold your lips, a slight squint in a receptive way. I've gotten laid using that face!

Damn, your story brings back memories of not acting on hot, "ready-to-serve" situations...

The brain freeze moment is so true for me.
I was at the grocery recently and noticed this nice looking younger guy, not sure if I caught his eye or not. I've given up and waiting for the cashier when I hear a voice behind me.
It's him saying, Sir could you hand me a pack of condoms? They're out of his reach. I say, sure, which ones?
He says, the Magnums, in the black box.
I summoned all my imagination and creativity and came up with, Here you go.
He says thanks and walked off.
Haha. I wish to god I could be clever at a time like that.

 

[BeefRockmore]

Old School

 

[williamm]

Thank you ^^
I absolutely did, right there in the dairy aisle — my competitive steak got away with me xD
Nah, I was a good boy and kept it in my pants. A regrettable missed opportunity, though, you're right...



Good point!
Idk, I was too shocked to be clever or flirtatious — happens every time... — so I said some dumb shit like "Well, another time, then." and hoped he'd hit me up. He never did.
Probably because in my stupor, I forgot to give him my phone number.
Now I'll never get to see his hairy dick and/or ass :/

It seems whenever dudes express even a vague interest, my brain is so caught off guard that it has a complete system failure and has to reboot for 12 minutes. By then, the moment's over, I've come off as a cold fish, and they've moved on.
This is probably part of why I never get laid xD

Have you looked for him on social media?

 

[PopularTongue]

Have you looked for him on social media?

Good one.

 

[Husker83]

Thank you ^^
I absolutely did, right there in the dairy aisle — my competitive steak got away with me xD
Nah, I was a good boy and kept it in my pants. A regrettable missed opportunity, though, you're right...



Good point!
Idk, I was too shocked to be clever or flirtatious — happens every time... — so I said some dumb shit like "Well, another time, then." and hoped he'd hit me up. He never did.
Probably because in my stupor, I forgot to give him my phone number.
Now I'll never get to see his hairy dick and/or ass :/

It seems whenever dudes express even a vague interest, my brain is so caught off guard that it has a complete system failure and has to reboot for 12 minutes. By then, the moment's over, I've come off as a cold fish, and they've moved on.
This is probably part of why I never get laid xD

Social media exist. Look his ass (and everything else) up!

 

[Husker83]

Yes, that was 100% sexual and this story is 100% hot. I hear you; I've been stunned when guys clearly are hitting on me. When it's unequivocal yet, in the moment, we are surprised or in disbelief so we can't respond in a way that facilitates the next move.

Let's play this out in a couple of ways where your next move would have allowed things to progress:

1. As he leaned in and showed you his chest, you quickly look around, see the coast is clear, and lightly stroke your fingertips along the centre of his chest, down past his navel. He will spring a boner, guaranteed.
2. Same thing as above (look around) but as he finishes saying "...really blow your mind", you could gently cup his package (just for one second or two) and say something like, "and where do you think you could blow my..." But not finish that sentence.
3. As a backup, when you can't get out the words, practice your, "dude, I've been waiting for this moment for a long time" facial expression. It's in your eyes, your mouth, the slightest change in the way you hold your lips, a slight squint in a receptive way. I've gotten laid using that face!

Damn, your story brings back memories of not acting on hot, "ready-to-serve" situations...

Please don't grab someone's junk without warning or consent, especially in a damn grocery store.

 

[Caleb Trask]

Please don't grab someone's junk without warning or consent, especially in a damn grocery store.

Which grocery stores aren’t damned that we can grab in then?

 

[BeefRockmore]

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Once in a while I see articles on cowboys partnering and taking care of each other sexually. Think it is true?
I guess our military guys do it (I'm told), so why not cowboys.

 

[masonjames]

 

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